I’ll give it a decent go

not sure I can survive the number of slashes, dashes & puns

The Matrixial Borderspace

(high-theory remedial studies)

my greed knows no satiation (booking extra gym sessions with a friend)

at least I can get a haircut

going to London aaaaaagggggghhjj

Oh god I love it

may all your men be merry and all your boys be beastie

cooing ‘Never apologize for who you are’ to the hideous demon that haunts my room & drains the nights of any hope of rest

these used to be loose!!

shorts??

can I hardly get these on now, yes – am I considering packing them anyway, also yes

First date idea

I will never financially/emotionally recover from this “Add to ❤️ Wishlist”

reading texts from the height of 1980s/1990s theory & trying to guess who was fucking who

The future of tech is here! (Big dorky glasses that make you look like a pervert)

Type of guy: Irish Pete Davidson

(& well that’s certainly of the genre, was watching The L Word episode with the B52s in it)

I made it to the whistle

The platonic ideal of annoying bisexual music

The takes are back in town,

L word Shane + Alan Cumming (fuck yoga t)

we observed your behavior with horrid fascination from across the bar

It happened to me (my ex girlfriend tried to get me to dress like Shane from The L Word)

Boris Goldeneye

(Also Alan Cumming is in it, Boris I forgive you for all your crimes)

now bisexual speed-dating night which I’ll admit as an experience I’m jealous of

L Word unexpected transmasc chaser representation

“the mood of the wind”

watching noughties shows & one of the most distinctive period features is how awful everyone’s glasses are

rest assured I am mentally tracking “Love Machine” to your lil strut

ask not for whom the boys are back,