I was the product of a gu ritual performed with suicidal women instead of poisonous bugs

nightly suicide fantasies interrupted by the sound of my mother crying in another room

向こうで作業してる飼育員さんが気になる模様

📷20260411 #野毛山動物園 #ミナミコアリクイ

on my life clean as fuck

I don't believe you. you're lying to make me look stupid.

not really no

lets lose our minds to the rhythm of the beat

hey mamacita let me see what that proboscis do

delightful name

if she's your girl why is she laying eggs for my dinner

just stepped on an ant landmine it blew off a single cell from my foot

[snickering while pointing at a stranger with my thumb] get a load of this guy. I bet he reproduces through intercourse instead of spores

my bitch smell like a clear odorless liquid

I've always felt an inexplicable arousal when viewing images of naked women

I took her to the penthouse then I kirked it

in the crowd at the outworld arena, whispering "leave her alone" into my glowing green drink as kano uppercuts kitanas head off and 15 skulls and 30 ribcages shoot out

it's okay

imagine a teenager in 2040 trying to explain that his parents named him charlie kirk ironically

just bound a bird to the earth and forced it to complete twisted challenges to survive

HANUMANSWINE: I'm a pig stepper

doing a magical girl transformation sequence and by the time its finished the only noticeable difference is a visible bulge from a handgun tucked into the waistband of my sweatpants

so much metal in my face youd think I was a cybernetic warrior from another time, a darker time, where the cold wind howls and the only warmth to be found is from the muzzle of a plasma gun

more souls for the phylactery

the first flame...

shes got dark souls dick so to say her furtive pygmy is not so easily forgotten

shes got dark souls dick so to say her furtive pygmy is not so easily forgotten

this blackberry cobbler fucks
-GUY WHO IS EATING ALIEN EGGS

have you ever played shapes and colors with your life on the line

THE TROLLSOME DUNG EATER: I can troll you, and defile your corpse