I'm pretty sure Adam spreading bottom is how the agenda gets made, so-

Well now i'm just imagining him in one of those elephant trunk speedos/thongs

But instead the base of the undies is apple red and the trunk is a gold snake 😂

Only a true feminist kills indiscriminately ✊😔

Oswald: Going to go do a murder - be back late
Aux: Okay, Oswald, have fun
Vann: Why doesn't he have to tell you who he's going to murder before you let him go?
Aux: I know he thinks about who he's killing before he does it

Oswald: Be a shame if Joey got hurt on accident while doing these dangerous things-
Some douche right ahead of them: Wow, look at the tight ass on that one
Oswald: *slow murder-focus headturn*

Also Joey is just the cutest 🥺

Do it - he'll jingle like a cat bell ball 🩷

or scream! Hard to say, really~ 😂

💙

*runs in, panicking, kicks the door down* I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ANGEL'S BIRTHDAY UNTIL TODAY-!

It's still April 1st for 25 more minutes by me, so happy birthday to Hazbin Hotel's one and only Angel Dust!

For his birthday? HE'S A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE~!

#hazbinhotel #angeldust #hazbinhotelfanart

I like to imagine the Voobs work like a puffer fish do a little - size adjustable/inflatable

Thus they are never too big uwu

(Vox would totally deflate his chest fully if Al or Charlie made him pouty for an xyz reason lbh)

There's just something about a scrungly lil guy that gets the art flowing 👏😂

I wasn't intending for this to be the first Hazbin Hotel fanart I ever published, but it feels very fitting for my brand™️

Here's a little Angel Dust, as a treat! #hazbinhotel

"My mom's ex-husband is my dad's new husband after he divorced my mom?!" - an anime by M3ga

I lowkey think it be hilarious if Joey just continued her "HEY WAIT A MINUTE - no >:(" attitude bestie Ness with Aux and Aux just pouts constantly about it.

(And maybe she has mace she uses on Vann cause it be funny. "Out of my way, twink boy!" *spirtz*)

Joey: We're getting Furbys

The best thing of Critical Role is always always ALWAYS when they get bested by inanimate things 👏😂

She went to the next room over and he's being super brave about it ✊️😔

"Your student loans are due."

Charlie introduces Al and Vox to the Chucky movies

Or "Vox buys Charlie and Alastor flowers and they both just CHOMP them" (their goofy goat and deer selves)

Charlie: My dad can't hurt sinners- *cocks a gun* but I can-
Alastor: Charlotte, dear... first of all? Love the murder instinct. I'll eat hos corpse when you're done. Second of all, /where the hell did you get a gun-/

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By the rules of Ghostbusters, you just make him REEAAALLY big

It's #WorldPandaDay, so have the only panda I can remember drawing... And hopefully, now you know how to draw them too! Or at least, know what to look for when drawing them - and other bears.

#SciArt #tutorial #bears #guide #art

nitewrighter on Tumblr: "Commissioning artists really makes you feel like a renaissance noble. Like you'll get an email that just says "Hey sorry some things came up but 13m working on your piece and here's a WIP" and suddenly you're wearing sumptuous velvets and eating grapes on a reclining couch like "Ohoho! Take as long as you need, my Orpheus! My riches and time are a paltry price to pay to bring your beauty to the world! I am a -Patron of the Arts!-"

Velvette: Vox, babe, I'm sorry j said your screen was smudgy - stop pouting.
Vox: You try keeping your face clean when a parnter likes to lick faces 🥺

I heard someone say the other day "Curiosity showcases intelligence" and that has been living rent-free in my head ever since.

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This is how I imagine your roommate:

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I am feral

*the Just Monika song starts playing, but it's Just Imogen instead*

This feels right

Vox, outraged: Alastor! You can't just lick her face!
Alastor: Jealous?
Vox: NO!
Alastor: Mhm

Vox, 2 seconds later, jealous: *abruptly picks up Charlie and licks her other cheek*

Have you ever seen the old wonder of Hulk Alastor?

Oswald likes when they shock him

Oswald: They're both a lil spicy

I really do love how even canon!Vox's eyebrows are twinks compared to your Vox's eyebrows - boy so twinky even his facial hair has a snatched waist ✊😔

This is great! 💙🩵❤️🤍💛