That’s aaaaadorable

Get it!

FABULOUS SECRET POWERS WERE REVEALED TO ME as said by He-Man

what being queer is like:

Me flirting: *runs in opposite directions, but looks back at you once*

Happy hump (me) day to you too!

I want a hug. And a nap. And a million dollars.

Anyone feeling generous?

Nooo my rain! Now I have to put up with heat for the next 6 months.... 😭

Glasses really do change a face!

(to be frank, both are outrageously hot)

It can be both! I want to be your friend, and I want to do lascivious things to you 😁

You absolutely sexy cutie.

Going to Homo Superior’s Drag Show and dance party next month! Do I dress up? What X-Men should I be?

Oh wow I wanna be there! That must have been an amazing concert

Yummm 😋

Saaaaaaaame

Oooo what is it? Looks tasty

I would post a pic of myself in another country…but I never take pics of myself. Much less when I’m on vacation

Those look amazing 🤤

No one should be in prison for weed.

Happy 4/20!!

That is the perfect evening routine 😊

Yaaaay I love this movie so much. Haven’t experienced it stoned before….

Love it 😍

I’ve kind of been able to separate it. My work is in the office room. At my desk. Everywhere else is home. So when I get up to make lunch or do laundry or something, I still feel it’s separate.

Such a perfect gentleman!

Damn but current events keep trying to harsh my 4/20… I’m trying to have a relaxed high, not a paranoid one.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Happy to see you back 😍

a man with a beard says well baked in a netflix ad ALT: a man with a beard says well baked in a netflix ad

Here I am working on this holiest of days and I would rather be at home like:

So sexy

Happy Birthday!

TAURUS SzN LETS GooOoOOO

Hey congratulations! You rock 😁