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Witch hat Atelier✨

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spectre #discoelysium

5 days ago 83 28 0 0
Hades II - Strife and the Golden Apple

Hades II - Strife and the Golden Apple

To everyone experiencing HADES II for the first time this week, sorry in advance for Eris.😓

She's Strife Incarnate and can't help herself! They say she started the Trojan War as a prank with a single golden apple, like the one in this new piece by our illustrator Jeremy Anninos.🌖

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Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Make It Myself

xkcd.com/3233/

6 days ago 6820 1317 61 191

he will be SO ready to eat everything again very soon... ziggy would let nothing stop his insatiable appetite

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Hades II comic
Melinoë (she looks very cool and powerful)
Melinoë when Selene calls her “little star” (she is a cute baby star being held by Selene)

Hades II comic Melinoë (she looks very cool and powerful) Melinoë when Selene calls her “little star” (she is a cute baby star being held by Selene)

Hades II comic
Hecate incanting at cauldron: "O depths of darkness and moonlight that mends"
Melinoe incanting at same cauldron: "make me some treats for my animal friends!"
Melinoe happily feeding all her familiars treats while Hecate stares in the background

Hades II comic Hecate incanting at cauldron: "O depths of darkness and moonlight that mends" Melinoe incanting at same cauldron: "make me some treats for my animal friends!" Melinoe happily feeding all her familiars treats while Hecate stares in the background

hades 2 on ps5/xbox yay
reposting some comics 🌟

1 week ago 1843 453 6 0
Again We Meet: The Princess of the Underworld and the Titan of Foresight, by Jen Zee

Again We Meet: The Princess of the Underworld and the Titan of Foresight, by Jen Zee

Thank you for the amazing response to HADES II on Xbox and PlayStation!🌖🙏

We hope you enjoy meeting all our gods, ghosts, and monsters from Greek myth... such as fire-thief Prometheus, voiced by the one and only @benstarr.bsky.social and featured in this new piece by @0jenzee0.bsky.social!

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Page from my comic The Ocean Soul, featuring several close-up panels of marine life against an illustration of humpback whales, with a merman swimming beneath them

Page from my comic The Ocean Soul, featuring several close-up panels of marine life against an illustration of humpback whales, with a merman swimming beneath them

Illustration of a traditional Colombian dish

Illustration of a traditional Colombian dish

Concept sheet from my comic Rock Bottom, featuring my caveman characters Grokk and Skrugg

Concept sheet from my comic Rock Bottom, featuring my caveman characters Grokk and Skrugg

Purple merman Hanzo Overwatch

Purple merman Hanzo Overwatch

Hello #PortfolioDay 🌟

I'm Viv, and I like to draw characters, comics, and food! I love the sea 🌊 💙

🎨 vimeddiee.carrd.co
📧 vimeddiee@gmail.com

1 week ago 78 24 2 0
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Deadlock Supports

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Pocket, I think we found your briefcase
#deadlock #art #illustration

2 weeks ago 143 50 1 0

do you think qifrey ever got his silly little hat streamer stuck in a door

2 weeks ago 105 13 4 0
Rem's little helper fell over

Rem's little helper fell over

;(

2 weeks ago 138 44 1 0
The Princess of the Underworld and the Witch of the Crossroads, from Hades II

The Princess of the Underworld and the Witch of the Crossroads, from Hades II

HADES II arrives on Xbox and PlayStation one week from now, on April 14!🌖 Join the Princess of the Underworld in her battle against Time.

This piece by our art director Jen Zee was first featured in Game Informer. We're honored to have earned numerous Best Visual Art nominations for the game!

2 weeks ago 1204 225 10 6
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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1000 year old kitti

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Illustration of a character wearing a purple cloak and a pointed hat. The clothing is decorated in gold, and they are performing a futuristic card trick.

Illustration of a character wearing a purple cloak and a pointed hat. The clothing is decorated in gold, and they are performing a futuristic card trick.

The Fantasist
For Realis from @possibleworlds.bsky.social

2 weeks ago 3026 628 11 1
drawings of paige wearing outfits from the brand Tnewties

middle: paige in a green suit and pants coordinates, dark green turtleneck and loafers. her hair is tied with a red bow. she is carrying books in one hand, and a bouquet of roses in the other

left and right: paige in a dark green wool coat, green turtleneck and plaid jumper pants

drawings of paige wearing outfits from the brand Tnewties middle: paige in a green suit and pants coordinates, dark green turtleneck and loafers. her hair is tied with a red bow. she is carrying books in one hand, and a bouquet of roses in the other left and right: paige in a dark green wool coat, green turtleneck and plaid jumper pants

Paige in some Tnewties outfits
#deadlock

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oh yeah I did this also. Harry's archetype portraits in a lineless-polygonal style I've been goofing around with recently. hey bluesky check out my #discoelysium fanart.

2 weeks ago 54 25 0 1

cheguei na inevitável parte do desenho que nao tenho certeza de como vou terminar kkk

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An illustration of a figure in long robes, stiff pleated collar, studded half cape, and a cuirass emblazoned with eyes. Their robes are wrapped in medallions of boasted achievements. Over his face is a mask that matches the breastplate. He lift a tome in performance. The figure is framed in cascading text, symbols, and graphics - smeared and distorted as if run repeatedly through a broken printer.

An illustration of a figure in long robes, stiff pleated collar, studded half cape, and a cuirass emblazoned with eyes. Their robes are wrapped in medallions of boasted achievements. Over his face is a mask that matches the breastplate. He lift a tome in performance. The figure is framed in cascading text, symbols, and graphics - smeared and distorted as if run repeatedly through a broken printer.

//THE_PEDAGOGUE//
(S)CIENCE> (SP)HERE.8
LUCKY.NO_9210

Class Illustration for Realis
kickstarter.com/projects/crum/realis

2 weeks ago 1254 296 6 2
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this is how I want to spend my days.
#moomin

1 month ago 147 42 6 0
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pocket/lash commission! #deadlock

3 weeks ago 33 9 0 1
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haven't drawn my wrestling OCs actually wrestling in a while

3 months ago 5648 1204 60 9
art pose reference of a woman dropped  in hot pink fabric.

art pose reference of a woman dropped in hot pink fabric.

art pose reference of a woman dropped  in hot pink fabric. She's holding a hand mirror.

art pose reference of a woman dropped in hot pink fabric. She's holding a hand mirror.

art pose reference of a woman dropped  in hot pink fabric. She' kneeling down and looking upwards.

art pose reference of a woman dropped in hot pink fabric. She' kneeling down and looking upwards.

art pose reference of a woman dropped  in hot pink fabric. She's sitting while holding a sword behind her back.

art pose reference of a woman dropped in hot pink fabric. She's sitting while holding a sword behind her back.

Sneak peek of next week's drop! 💗🔥
TrueRef: Real references for real artists

4 months ago 705 140 12 5
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Cindy the skull ☠️

Cindy the skull ☠️

Cindy the skull ☠️
My daughter ❤️
#DiscoElysium

3 weeks ago 45 11 0 0
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a picture of a man with glasses surrounded by flowers and a heart says picmix on the bottom Alt: A low-quality animated gif featuring Kim's portrait. Around him are many animated cliparts of flowers, sparkles, hearts, doves, etc... in the center of the absolute mess near the middle are the words "I love you!" which would be nearly impossible to read if it didn't occasionally glow pink. it is gloriously kitch.

kim my beloved

1 year ago 61 20 3 0
Digital art of a sleeping white-haired horse with a pink and blue quilt and a brown teddy bear. The background is periwinkle blue.

Digital art of a sleeping white-haired horse with a pink and blue quilt and a brown teddy bear. The background is periwinkle blue.

honk shoo

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Cover illustration for a disco Elysium fan-made zine. It's nighttime and Harry Dubois stands between a swing and his wrecked car. Kim is inspecting the wreck.

Cover illustration for a disco Elysium fan-made zine. It's nighttime and Harry Dubois stands between a swing and his wrecked car. Kim is inspecting the wreck.

Finally releasing this as a print. The zine was a super success, but if you'd also like it on your wall, it's currently 30% off! (As well as everything else in my store!)

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it's DISTINGUISHED

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