Lord of the Rings ornaments, movies, and books

this Lord of the Rings rewatch and my high af arse against the world

Cat sticking up its middle finger

where I’m at mentally

Man in mask

Paradise Lost?

Found it!

OMG THIS IS THE BEST NEWS! Out of the 248 found footage (mockumentary, screen life, pov, hybrid) movies I’ve watched, this is my absolute favourite. You’ve no idea how happy I am right now ☺️📽️

sitting cross legged in my armchair with a bag of Doritos on my lap, a Pepsi max with a straw at the side of me, my PlayStation on, my iPad playing a movie, and i giggled like a child because I have a week off work and I can do what I want

this is who I am

A talking tree from Lord of the rings with a face and beard

the audacity of some people even leaves Treebeard stumped

I tripped up over a bra this morning. going forward I’ll be keeping my eyes open for anymore booby traps

Vampire about to bite a neck with the caption “me when I like you”

question is, do you want to be turned, or become my living juice box?

Suspiria - an Italian horror movie

Same film just holding it to show the spine of the case

just arrived; this masterpiece on 4k 😍

Man (me) in GhostFace mask, wearing a hoodie, sat in front of the TV with the movie Scream playing on it

“is this some kind of joke?”

“more of a game really. can you handle that, blondie?”

I hate it dude. I was suggested that song by someone and loved it. I checked their page to see when they were releasing an album and saw they released 4 albums last year, nothing before that, and their page had zero info about the band. Fuck em. Hate that song now lol

ignore that Closure song. just found out they’re ai. I hate it 😭

Nothing wrong with that, they’re awesome!

me and my on repeat 🎧

… I can’t win at arguments, I just get angry. I treat women as easy targets, but honestly, my frontal lobe didn’t develop so being mean to girls is how I show I like them. please step on me. I will dm you “hey sexy” now”

or a shorter sign “I can’t make women cum”

if you hate on women you might as well be wearing a neon sign that says “women don’t like me because of my shitty personality, and I wasn’t raised properly or taught how to regulate my emotions, so I attack them to cover up the insecurities I have about my intelligence and smarts…

🤣🤣

Quote: only 5 minutes in but giving it 5 stars for the way that little kid mocked him by shouting “FIONA”. IT FUCKING SENT ME! LMAO 💀

FIONAAA 💀💀💀

I’m sick so I’m eating ice cream and watching EuroTrip 🤒

playing Little Hope. that intro was wild!

Thank you. I’ve never come across a bee struggling before, and with having a phobia I was never sure how I would react. I now know my heart outweighs my head

I have a phobia of bees and wasps. Like if they come near me you’ll see a foxy shaped hole in the nearest wall. However, we need bees to survive, and seeing him like this upset me. Phobia or not, I had to do my best for him. I’m just gutted he won’t get to go home

A bee on a spoon

I’ve been trying to save an exhausted bee. I fed him some sugar water, put him in a safe place away from predators and left him with some sugar water if he needed it, but he was docile and moving little. I got some flowers to see if that would help, but alas, as the day went on, he didn’t make it 😔

looks yummy

A tree / bush that is similar to the two headed bird pokemon

A two headed bird Pokémon

wasn’t expecting to find this on the bus route

Omg that looks wild! I think I’d rather be neutered than do this. My tongue hurts looking 🤣

so you want 3 more nose piercings? What do you already have? I have my septum and one in the nostril that I got this year. Maybe I’ll get the other nostril done too soon.

Elf ears sounds crazy painful lol

Yeah no way I’m believing 1/10. My nose piercing was painful so having my tongue sliced would have to be a 9/10 lol. I love that she’s so chill with it. Reckon she’ll talk you into getting it done? lol

Most of my chats with people are about horror movies so this tracks lol

That’s over 9000!

aww thank you ☺️

Just nerding out about video games and eating non-cardboard pizza lol