You need to post this 6 times in 15 minutes?

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I’m only 60, but it took 3 days of bed rest for my abs to recover from watching your last special. I’m afraid you’ll kill me before I get a chance to collect social security!

You could get a brand collaboration with Sherwin-Williams!

And the US is $38 trillion in debt. What a coincidence.

Cartoon kissing?

As the saying goes, “Fuck that dumb Ho.”

Just a reminder that he’s not in office right now.

You must mean Lesley Ann because Elizabeth hasn’t exactly stormed the Bastille in her 13 years as a senator.

He’s neither an office-holder nor a candidate at this moment. What are the other three DOING about Gaza and trans kids with the power the have right now?

Is this what you consider “reporting?”

Tell us some goods things about someone who you might support as a candidate instead of shitting on Pete. What does your person stand for?

“He tried to tease it but he just pissed it off!”

Easy. Get Mexico to pay for it.

I wonder if they thought about getting Mexico to pay for it.

Article talks about 2020-2024. That’s Biden administration. Don’t get me wrong, I anxiously await the last gasp of the current regime, but it’s not new.

And you’re still approving his nominees. WHY?

And today you voted to approve Trump’s nominee for Assistant Secretary of HHS. One of only 5 democrats to do so. Please explain yourself.

Can the governor deploy the national guard to protect the protestors? That would be epic.

Why the hell does Trump need to be there? He’s utterly useless. Send Macron instead.

4,240 according to the Defense Department.

Not to be kink-shaming him, but “does his own makeup” is not a phrase usually associated with US Defense Secretaries.

TWO. In the entire state. Do you have the Trans Derangement Syndrome I’ve been reading about?

“Wake Up Tutorials: If you stay in bed, you don’t have to get in bed!”

I knew I was saving this postcard for a reason.

YOU!

They paid Beyoncé’s production company $165K, not $10m from what I read. Where did you get the $10m number?

Yes! Well done as always!! 🧶🔥

Fantastic!

What government program is handing out housing to undocumented workers?