Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings YouTube video by The Onion

Onion killing it again

It also said something about "must be into Party and Play". I like a good dinner party, and I enjoy playing board games and volleyball. Maybe I should apply?

I think I saw an application for that job. As I recall, it said something about being "handy"? A Handy Boy in Man Town? A Man Town handy? I may be confused.

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If I were a member of the Continuum I could stop it.

Or at least make it not hurt so much.

A broken clock is right twice a day

a large explosion in the dark with a black background . Alt: Senator Vreenak's shuttle. (A large explosion in the dark with a black background)

Sloane? Where?

I don't trust that guy. I gotta get out of here!

Warp 6! Enga--!

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I'm so close to finishing a first edit on this book. So, of course, I'm here procrastinating.

#5amwritersclub #writingcommunity #writesky

Who designed it? The Cardassians, of course. With their shoulder pads and leathery skin, I don't think they have the same concern over protruding fasteners and such. I assume they have retractable genitalia, so nut-shots are less of a risk? Garak is perpetually horny, so he's not a good one to ask.

Not the point, of course, but Alfred Molina is amazing. He's this coked out weirdo in underpants in Boogie Nights, the guide at the beginning of Raiders, Doc Ock, and Frida Kahlo's husband, and we just go with it. And he's odd looking in all of them, but nobody cares.

He might as well answer in Russian.

A scene from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "A Matter of Honor" shows Will Riker sitting in Ten Forward at a table that is crammed full of various Klingon foods and delicacies. He's got his mouth open wide as he brings his fork up for another bite. Dr. Pulaski sits beside him, watching in disgust. Just behind and to the left of her stands "Weird Al" Yankovic, looking at the scene encouragingly as he wears his red Michael Jackson jacket.

Day 18 of inserting "Weird Al" Yankovic into a Star Trek screenshot

#WeirdTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #WeirdAlYankovic

I'm sure the Saudi money spigot turning off is a great sign for the global economy

It beats *no* airport Guinness?

There's a smug 20 year old who got a finance/programming degree by interning with the Orion Syndicate who says it was supposed to save money?

He says he works for some guy who works for some other guy, and if I have any questions we should ask Dukat?

This sounds very not good...

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On a train to Brussels watching a cheesy 80s film that is more clear-eyed about the American state’s willingness (eagerness) to use violence, assassinations, and false flag operations to control the populace. This commie pinko documentary?

Blue Thunder.

An Only Fans OnlyFans page?

That seems like it might be a...hazardous kink.

In the past, media had a job to report a generally factual account of current events, so we could rely on the news to "educate" people (in part). Now, FOX News admits that it is primarily entertainment, so it can lie to its viewers for ratings.

We are not equipped to deal with it as individuals.

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Fan parts? Like, "OnlyFans" fan parts or "GE desk fan" parts?

Because those are two very different conversations.

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Stephen Colbert "dude, you can't compare yourself to Jesus, for one thing, Jesus' father loved him"

"Här", not "her". I hate autocorrect. Why would I bother typing an "a umlaut" if I wanted an "e"?

No smoking, please
Rauchen verboten
Vi röker her inte
[I don't remember the Finnish, but it was long and convoluted, and I presume passive aggressive]

I was on a ferry in the Baltic Sea, and seeing the differences among the signs for English, Swedish, German, and Finnish speakers was enlightening.

Look, Chief, I enjoy a saucy boy as much as the next person, but announcing it to the whole station is a bit "thirsty", yeah?

Especially during duty hours? I mean, how is Garak supposed to get any work done? Garak is already behind schedule on my trousers--no groin mods this time, Garak!

Steve Bannon isn't going to keep getting invitations to speak at weird meetings in Rome if they keep doing this.

Tax filing day seems like a good day to remind you all of this.

So Guy Fieri put out a statement yesterday saying that he had no idea who the sexual abuser was that he talked to at the UFC Event on the weekend. I'm not buying it.

REEEEEEEEEEEE WEDNESDAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

Is that when Trois eats bon bons while poking Worf with a cattle prod?