preview of a sticker of a gray cartoon striped cat holding a knife. the caption reads "yeah i have stability, ability to stab"

yeah i have stability

get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art

🐁☁️🎈💕

@bombsfall says who is cavicler and then about 20 minutes later says oh this is weird and sad

A story in two acts.

ok cool. I noticed my plants growing towards the light-colored concrete wall they're against, so I wonder if doing it on two sides would do it! (I should just break down and get a tent 😆)

Are you using just that silver roll stuff you can get from home improvement stores there? I've been thinking about doing that for my hydroponics, but haven't known how well it would work.

Apple. I kinda regret it, though, because even though it's an OK choice they don't allow migrating off of it to a custom SAML thing even if I wanted. (But I didn't want to create a circular service dependency situation with self-hosted SAML)

take mining

It has happened more than once that a Man has told me he is training an AI model of himself to give people access to his thoughts without him having to be present. It's only a matter of time before I tell such a Man that I already have too much access to what is going on in his brain, thank you.

TBQH I am still having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that the people in charge of our country cannot grasp the concept of "soft power."

The replies include some creative wrong answers like “duck on a buck,” “quack on a rack,” “elk is the shelf,” and my favorite “gander on an antler” 😂

“I have gun”

Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses.

It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them.
Yes. This exists. 😹

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

Industry fair banner for Allegheny shredders that reads: The future is here and everything needs to be destroyed. Don't fall behind the times.

One of the great slogans of our age.

found out today that my bar's pinball group submits to the international flipper pinball association. That's how I came to find out that I'm the 36,075th-ranked pinball player in the world. Huh!

A watercolor color image of a dark eyed junco in a huge pair of barrel legged jeans with a studded belt and chain. Text on an orange field reads "Dark Eyed JNCO"

@sarcasm_inc [a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it

oh man do they ever! At the St. Louis aquarium, that's the one exhibit the keepers can't go in while the animals are present. Apparently they can bite through steel-toed boots.

I mean… there was a "buy the opposite of what Jim Kramer says" ETF for a while there. It's not like you're saying anything unreasonable. 😆

in response to this BTW

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blue-eyes
white dragon
can't lose

… help all my jokes are from 2007

Plantar fascia is feeling much better thanks. Rigorous routine of massage and stretches is working wonders.

Of course, now my achilles tendon is inflamed. Absolutely cannot win.

(I am in *less* pain overall though, so… yay!)

So I've been working in finance for the last little bit and… you may not be surprised to know that folks in the industry think Jim Cramer is a total fraud in an exquisite amount of dimensions.

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

Caffeine ingestion and fluid balance: a review - PubMed The most ecologically valid of the published studies offers no support for the suggestion that consumption of caffeine-containing beverages as part of a normal lifestyle leads to fluid loss in excess of the volume ingested or is associated with poor hydration status. Therefore, there would appear to …

Hey I wouldn't normally drop into someone's replies like this but… I think it might make you feel better to know! The body develops a tolerance to caffeine, removing even the mild diuretic effect from, say, a coffee. Here's a review; it's really well-studied. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19774754/

Heart grew two sizes? Cool, good, they'll make a movie about you even if you did steal all those presents.

Tendon grew two sizes? That's plantar fasciitis bro, now you've got a day brace AND a night brace.

(Playing hangman)

Me, relieved: yes that’s right, Tony Hawk. You know who that is then?

9yo: no, who’s that. Was he in the war???

yesssssssss

Sandwich Bill of Materials SBOM 1.0: A specification for sandwich supply chain transparency.

> Reproducible sandwich builds remain aspirational. A compliance level of “close enough” is acceptable for non-safety-critical sandwiches. Safety-critical sandwiches SHOULD target full reproducibility.

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