we all know I have no life, so:

Photograph of a programmable sign spanning Interstate Highway 65 which reads “Respect the Zone so we all get home.”

Dawg, Google Maps is routing us through Roadside Picnic

two old el paso food products side by side at the grocery store. the one on the left is obscenely wide taco shells with flat bottoms so they stand freely on their own. the one on the right is a kind of a flour tortilla sock, intending the user to make a kind of fucked-up burrito by filling the sock with whatever is at hand

this company is leading the way in the tex-mex equivalent of body horror

Screenshot of a poll on what appears to be Tumblr, 10,522 votes cast. It asks "Do you think Microsoft understands consent"? The first option is "Yes", it has 0.8% of votes, the other option, "Remind me in 3 days" has 99.2% of votes.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

ah, yeah, that sounds reasonable too. congratulations on getting good results in any case! fresh, scratch-made babaganouj is a revelation

dunno what method the recipe recommended, but i like to use a salad spinner to dry out the cooked eggplants. real dang fast, though you have to wait for them to cool a bit first

a blue awning with text in white: AUTHENTIC INDIAN RESTAURANT. if you look around the middle word, it is clear that it used to say SCANDINAVIAN and they painted over the letters just-so to make the change

if you look from just the right angle you can see a hint of this ballard restaurant's ~secret past~

Look if we all get together and work hard, I think we can overthrow the morning people

i love that you picked two things on my long-term list in the same evening! the former for brc reasons ofc, and the latter attempted twice for a few brilliant episodes then defeated by my difficulty with serial format. gotta pick SAC back up for real tho

#OtD 8 Apr 2013 former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher died. Street parties spontaneously broke out across the country. Pictured: Thatcher being welcomed to hell by one of her good friends and supporters, serial paedophile Jimmy Savile stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1076...

(caveat: i have never used it myself, but i do know it is great at pinning e.g. a particular gcc and resolving the rest of the universe around it. possibly just too young a project to reckon on older languages w/o building confs by hand etc. i get it)

i assume you tried and it did not meet your needs and i have just forgotten the posts, but this feels like such a winner for the declarative nixos approach? like not that it will devise a single image that works for all 60, but like, 4 images that work for 15 each maybe. idk

I must not make the forbidden pousse-café

To my friends from LiveJournal I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom? I remember when you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him. I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yarn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been I hope you got your houseboat. I hope you got everything. -Hayley DeRoche

♥️

i am kind of maximalist with mine! add sugar enough to bring it up to 6% then filter and rack it once fermentation is complete. then bottle with a small doságe to make it fizzy for summer service :-)

it is 77° in my room and the tepache is going bonkers. also it smells awesome in here

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

same genre

There are now 10 toilets in Space

International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1

This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

the followed bot being almost entirely sex and the blocked bot being almost entirely politics is so fucking funny

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i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

#nowplaying

Horse Magnifier (@sketbordcat.bsky.social)

"game where you magnify horses"

Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/03/28/h...

in late on this, but The Death of Stalin is fucking ruthless

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

the same way eliminating car dealers, realtors and other parasitic right-wing industries needs to be a goal of the left for its own survival, eliminating chriorpactors, the supplements industry and other quack medicine needs to be on the agenda too

"project hail mary" btw. it was great!

panoramic shot of a colossal brown building on along beyond like a couple hundred yards of parked cars

spent like five hours at ~the mall~ yesterday due to movie and errands, and let me tell you my dreams were fucking wild