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I bought a poster (and a t-shirt) at the Yungblud concert and only realised when I got home that I left the poster at the hotel 😭 I emailed and called them but they've not found it so there goes another fucking £30 down the drain 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Yeah the older I get the more I feel like even Britney's reaction was TAME for what they deserved

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His argument was he never goes by chris because that's a bad name but his full name is a good one???? I kinda just sat there nodding like 😐

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Has anyone else noticed that AI has made people meaner? People convince themsleves they're not talking to a person so they can accuse them of shit and so people start losing any empathy. Same when accusing people of being robots if they're just... disabled

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Morning friends. There are still those amongst us that need to wake up.

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idk how they do it without crashing out i'd be such a meance to paps and deuxmoi if i was famous like why are you ZOOMING IN on me kissing someone?????

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Just had an old guy tell me that he has an "objectively better name" than me because his name is Christopher which is longer and has harder consonants so it sticks in your memory and hearing better?????

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Breaking my silence and admitting I skip 'Ready, Steady, Go!' purely because of Harry's use of "bellies" which makes me viscerally uncomfortable for some reason

(I also hate the part where he mentions a tummy rip)

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Ran into a Sephardic Jewish man in a train station who saw my Free Palestine badge and pointed it out and said "I love your badge!" I said "Thanks! Shalom!"

Israel would say that was an antisemitic interaction 🫠

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Do we think any of the NRs will move on April 26th or nah

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I wasn't kidding by the way lmaooooo

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I feel like Y/N standing waiting to see Yungblud's concert while I'm reading a book in the corner until they let me in lmao

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Big Tech Is Powering Israel's AI War Machine From Gaza to now Iran and Lebanon, Israel is expanding its testing ground for AI-enabled military technology in terrifying ways.

From Gaza to now Iran and Lebanon, Israel is expanding its testing ground for AI-enabled military technology in terrifying ways.

Read my latest piece in Zeteo about how big tech is powering Israel’s AI war machine πŸ‘‡

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Well of loneliness

Well of loneliness

Dedicated ro our 3 selves

Dedicated ro our 3 selves

YOU GUYS IM FUCKING SCREAMING

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It's a Monday night and I've drank enough I went on a rant about Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter being gay lmaooooo (time for water)

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I had one on Twitter that I brought over here AGES ago 🀭🫠

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to be fair it was like 2 years ago and i barely remember 2 weeks ago lmao

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aha that was it, i knew she was linked to mumford and sons somewhere. still wild

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wasn't dianna married to marcus mumford at one point? or at least one of the members of mumford and sons so MAYBE it's a call to that in a vague way???????

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Ashton and Calum recreating a recent couples trend of showcasing someone's outfit while they stand butt naked in the background 😭 WHICH IS FINE I GUESS?

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Absolutely! And I am so obsessed both as a viewer and a filmmaker lmao

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Bro I'm DYING this was a trend with COUPLES 😭😭😭😭

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A range of film screenshots with orange overtones in a spectrum

A range of film screenshots with orange overtones in a spectrum

4 movies stacked above each other, all with a teal and orange colour palette compared to the faces and backgrounds

4 movies stacked above each other, all with a teal and orange colour palette compared to the faces and backgrounds

Also, to add to this, in editing/colourgrading, all skin shows as a variation of orange so blue/orange is VERY popular because it creates contrast across the board. Contrasts pop better onscreen and considering blue contrasts well with every race(in film) it works!
(Obviously I am simplifying here)

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Instagram message exchange between 2 people. The person in grey mostly speaks in caps lock after learning about the 27 Club

Instagram message exchange between 2 people. The person in grey mostly speaks in caps lock after learning about the 27 Club

My friend is turning 27 and wanted a theme for her birthday

She made the unfortunate mistake of googling 27 club and is... taking it well 😭

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After several days of plotting and mild insanity, here is the (not even remotely) highly anticipated '5 Seconds of Summer as New Romantics' 🧡

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5 Seconds of Summer with Halsey who has pink hair

5 Seconds of Summer with Halsey who has pink hair

A photobooth trio of photos: 
Top picture has 5Sos with Taylor Swift and some other celebrities, posing with T, S and A letters 
The same celebrities with upside down T and no A. Taylor stands up to lean on Michael Clifford
The Haim sisters, a girl in a crown, Luke Hemmings kissing a guy's cheek and Taylor and Michael with Michael's arm draped around Taylor's shoulders

A photobooth trio of photos: Top picture has 5Sos with Taylor Swift and some other celebrities, posing with T, S and A letters The same celebrities with upside down T and no A. Taylor stands up to lean on Michael Clifford The Haim sisters, a girl in a crown, Luke Hemmings kissing a guy's cheek and Taylor and Michael with Michael's arm draped around Taylor's shoulders

Ashton Irwin, YUNGBLUD, Calum Hood and Michael Clifford at the Grammys 2026

Ashton Irwin, YUNGBLUD, Calum Hood and Michael Clifford at the Grammys 2026

So, in summary, I don't *Really* know what compelled me to make this whole thing, but with their connections to Taylor and other NRs, their latest tour shenanigans and their individual (gay as hell) projects, they're definitely some leading contenders for new romantics

I hope you enjoyed!
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Finally, last but not least, Ashton Irwin, the oldest of the group and the drummer!

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A sony camera with bts footage of Ashton Irwin in the back of a pink limo, ticking his head out the window with his kiddle finger up and his tongue out

A sony camera with bts footage of Ashton Irwin in the back of a pink limo, ticking his head out the window with his kiddle finger up and his tongue out

Ashton Irwin stands centre screen with a distressed face, clutching his head with scribbles above him, behind him are two mirrors with his own face

Ashton Irwin stands centre screen with a distressed face, clutching his head with scribbles above him, behind him are two mirrors with his own face

A wide shot of a warehouse with 4 mirrors reflecting Ashton Irwin and Ashton in the middle, clutching his head. Writing on the screen has a bunch of insults like "too skinny" "eat!" "you look disgusting" "defective"

A wide shot of a warehouse with 4 mirrors reflecting Ashton Irwin and Ashton in the middle, clutching his head. Writing on the screen has a bunch of insults like "too skinny" "eat!" "you look disgusting" "defective"

Ashton Irwin onstage with his arms out, holding a bouqet of red flowrs with 3 people huggin behind him and starbursts between his legs

Ashton Irwin onstage with his arms out, holding a bouqet of red flowrs with 3 people huggin behind him and starbursts between his legs

Ashton juggles a really interesting contrast of goofiness and solemnity which is so well done. He's had some difficult times through the years, but he advocates highly for mental health awareness, all while pushing a hopeful, heartwarming narrative that works well with other NRs

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