I'm at my kid's therapy and every time the phone rings, the Boomer receptionist just groans through the first two rings and I'm here for it
Posts by Stephanie Lenz
Stuff like this is why we need a traffic cone emoji
You can also get a sweet liquid core d20 set (with the sharpest edges ever) at the shop. You can support heroes while you play one!
ICYMI, EFF’s Cindy Cohn joined Jon Stewart on @thedailyshow.com last night to talk about fighting government and corporate surveillance.
Bitch Baker
United States, Census, 1880
I've heard tell that when I was a toddler and/or preschooler, I used to run and hide behind the sofa when he was on TV
he is not guilty.
Tommy Chong and Afroman attend the 2019 Daytime Beauty Awards at The Taglyan Complex on September 20, 2019 in Los Angeles, California.
Afroman won a jury verdict clearing him of wrongdoing in a lawsuit filed by police who raided the rapper's home, then sued him after they claimed he defamed them by ridiculing them on social media www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...
I think our country sinks beneath the yoke:
It weeps, it bleeds, and each new day a gash
Is added to her wounds.
It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Life is hard when your two person party is balanced but one of you max WIS and made INT your dump stat and the other did the inverse.
Those of you that are awake... I just posted 14k words of yearning and smut to apologize for the late update on @miradelle.bsky.social 's birthday fic I'm writing because I'm in love with her druidess #SagoraCrefort !
archiveofourown.org/works/627894...
There is a companion playlist in the notes!
If you see this, post a character (beginning) with an S
Sylvia Scarlet (as Sylvester)
Again? You 'must away' again?"
This one’s for the BG3 players specifically 🤣🤣🤣 could not have planned this if I tried LOL
#bg3 #astarion #cosplay
Only one Black woman has ever won best actress. Only one film directed by a Black woman has ever been nominated for best picture. No Black woman has ever been nominated for best director.
That's an actual glass ceiling. Get the fuck out of here with a piece essentially about young white men.
ME: wow. I'm feeling a little bit better today MY BRAIN: *whispers* overdo it. ME: but- MY BRAIN: *whispers* it'll be fine this time ME: *skeptical face* uhhhhh. ok. [in bed for the rest of the month] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
OMG best #FinalJeopardy ever
Age verification? I saw Star Wars in its initial theatrical release (and will never call it anything but "Star Wars")
I was able to find three scouts in our local council, one of whom already had a fulfilled goal, one is close to fulfilled, and the third needed some sales (but is doing really well!). So our cookies are on the way, and this is how I'm finding sellers from now on.
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
Macbeth: SHIT
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
Scrolling too fast, I read this as "One Got Fat," which is a very different piece of cinema, but the theme isn't as dissimilar as one might think