Surprise!
Disassembly.

Aside from the
*crushing disappointment*
it was actually one of the most satisfying things ever.

Peeling off all the lead and picking all the bits apart.

I completely agree.

Sometimes I think that

The Character

Is determined automatically by my brain choosing whoever has

The Most Lethal Resting Bitch Face

in that particular show
imprinting like a duckling on a severe face

( I'm not going to unpack that bag but I understand that it is there )

He is destroying books.

Air jail for a million years.

It's rare ship week and people are talking about Jim/Ed stuff so I thought I'd do a lil self-rec - I've written 20 Jim/Ed fics, all in the collection below! Including:

- bi fem rockstar Ed/Jim
- sad kinky detectives
- literal kraken Ed/Jim/Olu
- lil fluff fics

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

It's well received and has already secured a season 2.

Super fun.
Lots of action.
The dynamics are juicy.
Costumes are so good.

I think blue sky has a fandom hole where they don't really stick here for some reason.

And fer Christ sake some of our pirate authors need to jump ship for a second so I can read what they would write for this show.

Because Moriarty needs to fuck. that. family.
Mycroft is so stressed at all times and needs to be sorted out.

Yes
Absolutely

It is delightful

And somehow gayer than 2 hockey guys fucking

Moriarty needs to have the entire Holmes family

Izzy Hands is a kocapoop

I need you to know that the timeline did this.
Perfect.

PIRATE COSTUME PEOPLE

My friend needs a good beginners pirate shirt pattern.

PIRATE SHIRT PATTERNS WANTED

( please oh gawd they're gonna be so fuckin hot )

Broken stained glass deer god skull.

Broken stained glass deer god skull.

Broken stained glass deer god skull.

Broken stained glass deer god skull.

I'm really happy that the big break across the milky glass hardly shows in the sun.

I'm going to UV resin the back of any pieces that are cracked.

Do the stability strip along the horns.
Patina.

Then fix the cracks from the front in gold leaf and more resin as the finish after all the scrubbing.

I need to get weird about Hannibal next winter.

It's booked into my schedule.

Ha ha!

Lucky for you this one is already owned by my bestie friend in reality.
My real human friend.

Not everything is for my imaginary pirate phone pals.

Dusty broken stained glass with bad silicone

Dusty broken stained glass

Main problems

1.
Bit off more than I could chew before I knew better.

There are so many hinge problems in the horns that NEED the structural copper strip.
This was built wrong before the dog ever stepped on it.

2.
I tried bathtub silicone. it never cured. Expired.

now I've got UV resin

Mossy Deer skull stained glass piece that shows dust & damage. Getting a good cleaning with baking soda and toothbrush.

Mossy Deer skull stained glass piece that shows dust & damage. Yellow circles around the broken glass.

Mossy Deer skull stained glass piece that shows dust & damage.

Let's do a learning from failure!
Here is my big one.

I finished this a year ago.
24hrs later the dog stepped on it while barking out the window.

Bent it down across the edge of the desk horribly. Broke some of the main glass.
I Haven't been able to look at it since.

Time to fix it.

My painting of Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show

Happy Birthday Mr Curry thank you for awakening my interest in beautiful evil men

He needs to park it in the backyard.
Only A week.
Tops.
Promise.

I need to do a big one

B I G

with the skull done in mirror

Doom snails are yelling because of the horrors

I need you to know they are all yelling
Loud

Hollering

The glass is SO FUCKING SHINY

the camera has issues dealing with how shiny these dudes are

Stained glass doom snail ornament Skull instead of normal snail shell Very purple and green iridescent colored glass

Stained glass doom snail ornament Skull instead of normal snail shell Very purple and green iridescent colored glass

Stained glass doom snail ornaments Skull instead of normal snail shell Very purple and green iridescent colored glass

Doom snails

Sparkling in the spring time sun

( Finally finished and off the bench )

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

POON SALOON 1981 prowler camper trailer Has leak damage

Home sweet home

I need to immediately see a documentary about everything about making Meg Mucklebones.
Holy fuck.

The GLITTER BUDGET HUGE EH,,!?

everyone dies of glittering

The opposite of black lung problems

The goblin dudes are dancing around the fire.

Those are the best goblin dudes I've ever seen.

That's me with The Last Unicorn.

I can't believe I missed this one.