Yesterday I was just a girl, crying happy tears in a car park because she got a clear Pap smear result and doesn’t have to go back for 5 years.

Girls, get your vaccine or get your test 💕

He also doesn’t know how to hook grip a barbell.

It seems like there are a lot of Americans just learning about the modern history of South Africa. I’d recommend reading Country of my skull by Antjie Krog and Red Dust by Gillian Slovo - both of these helped me understand. I’m not South African, I’m Australian. It’s tough but necessary reading.

I think at this stage I’ve had my fill of popcorn. Not sure I need anymore 😳

Absolutely deserves her name up on the board! The bowling partnership she has with Ash Gardener is 👌.

Excuse me while I wipe a proud tear, my husband just said “give me a yell when they start, I’d like to see Beth Mooney get her ton” 🥹 #womenssport #cricket

I understand this is, but I have a cattle dog/kelpie and a border collie/kelpie 😂

I’m totally here for the female sports and Swiftie takeover.

Reporting for duty - OG Swiftie and in my forties playing all the traditional and non traditional sports through my decades so far.

Count me in 🙌🔥💖

I love how Ilona Maher signed with a rugby club when the expectation was for her to be the next bachelorette.

Reminding everyone to aim higher.

If I have to see a week full of book week dress ups, you can deal with a wrapped post.

I don’t judge what your let your kids read or dress up as, so let’s not judge Spotify wrapped.

QLD doesn’t disappoint.

Actually it does - repeatedly 🤦🏻‍♀️

I’d gift it to an older Swiftie with a daughter or a niece that wasn’t able to afford tickets. Someone in the local area so they don’t have to pay for travel or accom. I can only imagine they would truly appreciate it.

Oh this just gets you right in the feels!

I travelled to Melb for #taylorswift & I travelled to Syd for #twentyonepilots

Huge amounts in common: Loyal fans, friendship bracelets, singing, incredible artists & production. Differences: undercurrent of kindness at TS & undercurrent of anxiety at TOP in the crowd before the show.

Loved both!

#ClancySydney #TwentyOnePilots

🔥 Start fresh next semester 🔥

And Danika Patrick is a guest presenter 🤢

She’s the ultimate pick me girl of motor sport and is abhorrent. Normalising her because she’s pretty is weak.

When there’s abundance of female talent I have no idea why they persist with Danika Patrick.

Dear F1 gods, please don’t have Danika Patrick as a presenter this week. 🙏 She is the ultimate pick me girl of motor sport.

I hear she’s busy being Trump’s Transportation Secretary anyway…

Actually thought Danika Patrick would be a shoe in for Trump’s Transportation Secretary

I also enjoy taking my Apple out for a day trip. From the fridge, to work and back to the fridge.

I would add steer clear of the covertly racist Aunt too.

Your inflation is low and your eggs are cheap! Wow, who knew people’s votes could be swayed by so little.

And writing a long media release to announce it.

Thank you for writing these articles, and for keeping receipts.

I appreciate this pun 👌

Universal healthcare would also be cheaper than the bin fire situation the US calls healthcare.

I’m expecting this administration to go as low as the Great Artesian Basin…

Hey guys,

Not the collective use of the word “guys” - but specifically males who vote.

I think it’s time to have a chat to your mates about their values. I’m pretty sure the women are tired of carrying you and supporting you, for like - forever.