Ring AI snitching on me.

This is a fantastic watch. It's a sad reality of the current media landscape.

Watching this Revolutionary War doc while hittin my Pen Burns.

Hearing SNAP references on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social brings me so much job. Thank you @hollyanderson.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social.

If my 4 year old had the Power Cosmic, the world would be begging to have Galactus return.

hot new scam text just dropped!

I know I’ve reached the end of TikTok when I hit the Chad Smith covering Dua Lipa video.

It’s been a while since my last update but just wanted to share that “Crescendolls” is my new favorite Daft Punk song.

You had a great run, “Aerodynamic”.

til next time, see ya in the ‘06 Sahara Tent

There two types of dads:

Those who yell at their kids to not spray sunscreen while on their deck.

Those who yell at their kids to not spray sunscreen while on their lawn.

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TRUMP IS FIGHTING ELON ON THE EVERYTHING APP

Yep. It’s a legacy bug tied to limited time events. Thanks for the report.

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

Exactly how it happened. Was serving chicken nuggets to my kid and put grapes next to them.

Grapes are just fruit nuggets.

On the week of St Patrick’s Day we celebrate our Firehairs.

Appreciate this feedback!

Getting anything less than the comp pick we’d get from him leaving after next year would be insane.

Oh stop. You literally wrote a damn book! I’ve got tons to learn.

The team is aware and working on a fix.

Happy to share my new offical Marvel illustration: Falcon, for Marvel Snap!
#falcon #marvel #marvelsnap

Once you hear D’onofrio’s Fisk is just Yoda speaking with normal grammar, you can’t unhear it.

I’m in!

my son when I tell him to go apologize to his brother

It’s rare but as you said, necessary to prevent abuse.

chappell roan

Apologies, Jim! We're already working on getting it correctly attributed.

Then why start?

You for real?