Deleting the ai agent after it mercilessly fucks up (the test copies of) my files when I ask it to make truly basic changes. Therapeutic.

Here come’s fruit twitter 🙄

I baked cookies and ate cookies and now tummy hurt happy 4/20 I’m 34 years old

Weed day >:]

Me!!!

Tigers are hot. It would be cool if I was hot. I think I could handle being hot. Wow look how hot I am as a tiger. :]

here come's fruit twitter 🙄

Lmao at this rate I’m going to have to install some enterprise level social media software to keep track of friends scattering across the internet. Fix your heart or die bsky

The Age of Choice - Sophia Rosenfeld

I am reading a Smart People book right now, which has the unintended (or intended?) effect of making me feel dumb all the fucking time. First marker is how much I’ve read, the second is where the notes and citations start

I can assure you I’ll be LESS helpful when I’m hungry!!

People loooove to schedule meetings with me during the hour that I am literally not being paid to work and it’s not going to happen!!

Wolp :]

I do not know how websites work :)

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TIGERS

How do you think this Oscar sticker ended up in the binder that’s full of my headshot & resumes

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Hi

Yeah but what would you do with all the extra storage space??

Remember how I pressed a completely different button and this is what I got?

Forgot to mention I’ll also be sporting my new bruise from my blood draw ✨✨✨

-necklace I got from a repurposed cigarette machine
-worlds smallest bag (not pictured) til hold one parking-lot joint
-shirt that will show my tumby
-one voice ready 2 scream

I am a gay furry but I fear that is actually more normal than the average Florence and the Machine fan so I am wondering what to wear to the concert tonight

Blood ritual day 🩸I didn’t need that much anyway… 😵

Realized I haven’t taken a day off since FC 😵 oops - well next PTO is…FWA…

Big heart ❤️🐯

The last like 3 months at my job has been execs treating employees like shit while they slowly figure out they’re getting laid off and as someone who has to work with both the execs and those employees it has: been reeallly unfun.

Animal!!!