Two is the correct number.

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

I like this. It’s like listening to a ballgame on the radio.

Implementing a 3 year plan to become best friends with Don Cheadle

Ah that’s great, I’m glad you found it! Cc’ing @drpaulabominable.bsky.social

Thank you!

Earth being ‘pushed beyond its limits’ as energy imbalance reaches record high State of the Climate report finds Earth’s energy has moved dangerously out of balance, with oceans absorbing vast majority of trapped heat

Yes, the habitability of our planet is being destroyed, but that's a small price to pay so a handful of plutes can make a lot of money. They're all creepy freaks who are incapable of happiness or satisfaction, but they're making so much money, and that's what matters.

Five Action Movies to Stream Now

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Five Action Movies to Stream Now

Nice shout out from @nytimes.com today:

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/m...

Five Action Movies to Stream Now

Nice shout out from @nytimes.com today:

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/m...

Five Action Movies to Stream Now

Five Action Movies to Stream Now www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/m...

A black and white photo of a man suffering from smallpox. His face is riddled with pustules.

I posted a 1912 photo of a man with smallpox and someone asked if it was AI. That says something about the moment we’re living in: because of vaccination, we’re now so far removed from this virus that real images of it look fake. #medicalhistory #vaccines #vaccineswork #skystorians

"Something ineffable happens when you write down a thought:

You think something you did not know you could or would think and it leads you to another though. The process of writing itself leads to previously unthought thoughts [and] crystallizes half-formulated or unformulated thoughts"
- Lynn Hunt

A fortune from a fortune cookie reads: Your money worries will be finished soon.

This is what they say just before they mash a pillow in your face.

WarGames (3/11) Movie CLIP - Shall We Play a Game? (1983) HD YouTube video by Movieclips

Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War.

youtu.be/KXzNo0vR_dU?...

[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow

Don't worry about AI replacing you. When robots can do all the jobs, no one will have to work, and the eight guys who own everything will share the wealth, as they are famous for doing

Thank you!

Very few marks can ever admit they’ve been conned. It’s too psychologically humiliating. I’m getting that from THE BIG CON by David Maurer about the real con games from the turn of the 20th century. Also an excellent predictor of MAGA unfortunately.

I find it incredibly reassuring when the town crier announces all is well at 3AM, when I am abed and at my most vulnerable

Ha this is great!

When Ds are back in charge, they have to change everything. No moderate half-measures. Just relentless razing of the corrupt institutions that enriched the worst people in the world and propped up fascism.

A few suggestions...

Dear diary, looked sexy again today

Getting alerts about possible measles exposure at Phoenix SkyHarbor airport — a completely preventable disease for the last 60 years — because we are the dumbest country on Earth.

If you didn’t like this movie you’re a piece of shit.

This is a deep cut and I salute you.

(seeing Chewbacca on stage at the medal ceremony in A New Hope) hey what the fuck that's the guy who ripped my arms off when i won battle chess

I thought “Ecclectic” was “Erotic” for a second.

I would like to go to Puerto Rico now.