We put a man's brain inside of a horse and shot him to the stars. What wondrous sights he must be whinnying at, on his sojourn amongst the Sagittarii and Ceties Tau? We can only hope to glean his insight and inspiration.
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this was actually all an experiment to find out what wiuld happen if you placed a chaotic mind in a routined society like a rusty stuck cog. result is it feels bad. experiment over now.
when stand up comedians correct themselves on stage..i know you planned this
when artists self title their albums it's always a slay even if they suck. "this is me by me :)" and j respect that
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excuse me sir. deliver this cheeseburger post haste. may thine steed of steel be steady and true.
I’m gonna be late but that’s like 90% their problem 10% mine so I’m not too worried abt it
Do you have a chair that farts everytime you sit in it?😂
see u in nairobi 🫶
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if youre wrong and they dislike it, it wont matter. as long as you like yours, and you hang w people who also like yours ! thank you for the kind reply back :)
Jetpack guys are so annoying. "On my way does the spot have a helipad?" idk man it's a bowling alley
would be useful if she died
My 43 year old friend Chris who still lives in his amniotic sac is in the new Whiplash movie. It’s 2 hours of JK Simmons shouting at him as he tries to sit behind the drum kit but keeps kind of rolling into it and knocking all the drums over
US draft update: major tech company urges universal nation service
McDonald’s CEO urges universal burger-only diet
gonna try still
Big man that attitude wont get you far in the boglands
unironically happened to me and my friends she even exclaimed disdain
hell at least they cared enough to let me know
Peter Jackson in rural New Zealand telling Christopher Lee to "Pop that pussy if you feel me one time!"
Babe do not shoot me with your harpoon gun that would not be sexy I am weak to piercing damage the regular amount
When i get thinkin about stuff i dont even care about the world around me
If you can't die with a lover at your side, die surrounded by friends. If you can't die surrounded by friends, die with peons underfoot. If you can't die with peons underfoot, I have a job opening for an entry-level peon you may be interested in.
My bitch has zero panache but i love her just the same
a long look at your work might be a compliment. a smile probably is.
the people you attract when you are being yourself go towards you from a path of mutual reflection. maybe you might see some things you like about yourself in their eyes, that reflect the things they like about you. mutual circling optimism
I yearn for fame and fortune guys
