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Posts by Alyssa

Rewatching #TheWayHome. I love when Kat is trying to see if Nick remembers Alice. She doesn’t want him to because… time travel. But she is also mad that he doesn’t because she cares about her daughter. When he says he doesn’t remember…

“Forget it, forget it. God. Why do we even bother with men?”

😂

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😂😂😂

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That sounds so good!!

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Yea. I would get like Cs on the tests, but most people would fail. And I’m not smart, I’m just a really good test taker. My roommates would study for hours and get Fs and I would just read through the material once 30 mins before the test. They refused to take classes with me after that. Haha.

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This is how I ended up with a 110% grade in macroeconomics in college. Lol.

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One time I had to just keep saying it.

When’s your birthday?

No thank you.

Oh we just want to decorate your desk!!

No thank you.

We want to bring in donuts or something!

No thank you.

But I -

No thank you.

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When someone at work asks my birthday, I just say “No thank you.” 😂

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Hate when Bluesky goes down because I don’t have any other social media… so where am I supposed to complain that Bluesky is down?

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Wow. It’s like watching Picasso sing.

You mean paint?

No.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#Hacks

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I either can’t find anything to watch because I’m depressed/anxious and nothing sounds entertaining… or I can’t watch anything because I want to watch everything and it’s overwhelming to pick something. These are my two moods lately and I’m over it. 😫

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Catching up on #ThePitt!

When Langdon says “Mel, would you mind turning off the lights on your way out?”

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Starting this #Hacks show you all keep talking about…

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This made me giggle because I’m 38 and the only reason I have snapchat is because my roommate/best friend and I send each other snaps of our cat all day. 💀💀

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I guess I don’t have to get groceries this week now… so that’s a plus.

But I feel so bad for this other Alyssa, whose family of 5 only got my lettuce wrap appetizer for 1. Lol.

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Ordered a lettuce wrap appetizer for delivery and received a family meal for 5. Fried chicken, potatoes, veggies, shrimp appetizer, cheese curd, 4 cookies… literally in like catering size containers.

I just wanted my lettuce wraps. 😫

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I didn’t expect to be crying watching #SummerHouse. Carl losing his brother to addiction is so heartbreaking. 💔

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Made myself too important at my new job. Now they want me working on everything. WHY DID I DO THIS.

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I have a waterbob as a storage option to fill immediately if something happens. It’s like a $30 plastic bag that holds 100 gallons of water in your bath tub.

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Happy Birthday Zach!

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I just feel like Paige and Amanda were really mean in how they handled it. If Hannah were my best friend I would just be like yessssss, get that dick girl!!! Just please be careful with your heart because he seems like a fuckboy and I don’t want you to get your heart broken.

#SummerHouse

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Confused by the Hannah/Amanda/Paige fight about Luke. Hannah is either saying something different to them when cameras are not rolling… or Amanda/Paige are just projecting their own insecurities or preferences on to Hannah… honestly feel like it could be either or a little of both. 😂

#SummerHouse

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I just started season 4 of Summer House and I’m hooked!! Just started watching a couple days ago. Haha.

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Just finished season 3 and I’m officially hooked. I was going to watch something else after I finished season 3, but I really want to just keep watching.

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I just tried to start Southern Charm and I can’t. I turned it off after 15 mins. Lol. So I guess I got my answer myself.

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No but I really need someone to tell me…

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Why the fuck is Erica Kirk on my screen?

#SummerHouse

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I need to go to the movies soon. I have free tickets until July. I could go every day for free if I wanted… but I have this problem where I hate leaving my house. 😭😭

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So I just saw there is Southern Charm and Winter House that like overlap with Summer House… do I need to watch all of them? Lol. I never watch any of these Bravo shows.

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Why is Everett on my screen again, Lindsay?

#SummerHouse

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Oh. I didn’t realize Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Berner were on #SummerHouse. 💀💀

I’ve never really paid much attention to who they are other than seeing a random clip of them online from time to time.

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