I am feeling great!! Healing way faster than anticipated!

Can’t spell team without Me!

The English language no longer has a cognizable meaning

You are required to be nice to be sir

Sorry. Can’t relate. I do not dream of labor.

How come no other countries seem to be interested in forced regime change, kidnapping insane leaders, nation building, rescuing people under a bananas regime? WHERE ARE OUR HOBBY BUDDIES COME ON

BLAW! This is not very chill of you

This golden retriever really is the physical embodiment of a brain dead tornado.

And safer than any other female at this moment!

Must be nice

Mentally preparing myself for another round of enraged disappointment at whatever “prestigious” firm opens its arms to house her in her new private sector endeavors.

Fully elective and vanity driven lol first post op appt today went well and I am under the care of these two and the half a brain cell they share

Why did they select this as the daily outing for the memory care patients?

Yes yes I had some surgery but I am doing well!

These two derps have no medical training whatsoever but they are confident that post operative care involves zero personal space

Oh I would really love to hear Donnie hop in and give his 2 cents. Just really add some pizazz to this circus ass nonsense.

*separated from the land of the living

MAHA

Did this guy drink after RFK jr? Same fork in a garbage disposal thing going on.

Listening to oral arguments is really good for my imposter syndrome but also some people really need more imposter syndrome.

Behold, the mom spritz

CC @mattmarcotte.bsky.social

I didn’t follow the trial but this person claimed the defense said that she may have known him or intended to meet up w him? But that seems inconsistent w the witnesses saying she was struggling to get away from him in the parking lot.

And yes. Agreed. Chipping away at liberties is the Alabama way.

I saw an impossible to verify TikTok that flipped the case on its head but that’s as reliable as you’d imagine.

I was surprised the jury deliberated for so long just based on what I know of the case from media attention. Also surprised it resulted in that law but not a capital conviction. Do you know why the lesser conviction?

I’ve already ghosted 3, I think I’m the therapist now

I HATE to DNF a book. Like I will muscle and sludge through at my own peril. But I’m really teetering with Motherthing. Someone tell me it gets better because right now I absolutely cannot.

It is nap dress preseason.

Nug just said “you play ball like a BOY” as an insult

My work here is done.

Can we workshop this I feel like it sounds promising

ATF -> DOL/OSHA
Farmer