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Posts by Linhardt von Hevring

Good, I can be left in peace when I’m dead. ☺️

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

[AWAKE. Stares at Petra.]

…-Those look fertilised. I will not eat fertilised bug eggs.

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

[Falls asleep standing up again]

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

He left the match and never came back, that’s a forfeit if there ever was one.

2 months ago 0 0 0 1

I won.

2 months ago 0 0 0 1

[ESCAPES AGAIN. They hit hour four of this game.]

You really need to apologise, I at least asked my husband if he minded if I played chess today instead of using him as a pillow all day.

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

Your death will be, I don’t think your wife is happy you’re not spending a romantic holiday with her.

2 months ago 0 0 1 0
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[Sighs. Manages to get out of the move.]

Premature, I’d say. I’m not letting you win just because I rather spend time with my husband.

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

Please let me end this chess match, I need to kiss my husband and fall asleep on him. Also Ingrid looks like she might commit a crime.

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

Fine.

[SITS IN THE PRIESTS SEAT.]

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

Confession is closed.

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

That…doesn’t mean others aren’t. Caspar, we did so many horrible things…

I did things that would terrify anyone…

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

[Blue eyes gaze at his husband, and Lin takes a steadying breath.]

I’m…-okay.

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

…-Memories, mostly. Of the war.

[A tremor rakes his hand, and he focuses on stilling it. It’s over. He’ll never be asked to take another life…]

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

A spot of localised tornado level winds, that’s all. The tree survived.

[Staying perfectly still. Time to detree.]

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

I had…-a bit of a magical outburst due to a nightmare while napping in the shade.

[That hasn’t happened since they were kids.]

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

Sap?

I suppose I do.

7 months ago 0 0 1 0
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This wasn’t on purpose, and the twigs are so tangled I need some help.

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

Babe.

[Guy who got in a fight with a tree and whose hair suffered for it]

@vonbigly.bsky.social

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

I need sleep. And you still can’t show me the rules I apparently broke.

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

No.

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

You are the kindest, most loving and devoted partner I could ever ask for, and the closest companion for my life, both platonic and romantic.

7 months ago 0 0 0 1

I do, because if you look at your collar, the spell is still active.

It’s holding you by the shirt still.

You are standing.

Ergo, I did not drop you. Now leave.

[FINALLY the spell is released. Since he is standing and cannot argue the point much more.]

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

He insulted my husband, I had every right to kick him out.

If I was visiting him and insulted Ingrid, I’d expect him to kick me out.

7 months ago 0 0 0 1

That I have no standards because I picked you.

7 months ago 0 0 0 1
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Your feet touched the ground before i released the spell, check your facts.

7 months ago 0 0 0 1

I did not throw him, nor did I drop him.

And it wasn’t over the game. He insulted you.

7 months ago 0 0 0 1

I set you on the ground, lying looks horrible on you.

7 months ago 0 0 0 1

Path of least effort, why did you expect anything else from me?

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

Gently levitated. The door would take too long and he was irking me to no end.

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