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How much tho….

Did it last night before bed like clock work actually

Let’s be real. You’ll still prioritize shit posting

Who is we?

🤞🏼🤞🏼

I build one profile out of desperation and I can’t get them to stop sending me notifications

Need to consult the council on this one cause idk if written is as good as verbal since I want to explode the right way when I enter

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You today:

How does one ban philosophy?!

Also on a joking note I wish they did that at my college because philosophy had the worst grade I ever received in college somehow

Like I get to sip an Alani, drive trucks around to appointments, work on admin card statements, excel reallocation spreadsheets, maybe even make an espresso or two this afternoon.

I needed this after all the running around for work I’ve done this winter

I’m like a vampire, I can’t come inside without an invitation

SpongeBob sitting in an office space taking calls

I need to chill today. I’m wayyyyy too excited about getting to do administrative work at the office

Gonna have to talk to my Etsy witch cause she might’ve got the wrong guy

I hope you fail because I love hearing your voice

The way I raaaaaaaaan to see this. I hope you have the best day ever and nothing goes wrong

GOOD MORNING

I was 15 min late 😭

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Rookie mistake

I could never stay away

Say less

The urge to say something but I bite my tongue anyway

Let’s break a record

He’s deciding if he’s going to block me isn’t he

I feel like my long legs are finally made for something useful

Hey beautiful

There are other avenues to consider tho…..

My worst nightmare when flying for work. This sucks 💚🫂