I wish everyone who voted for Trump a very merry kill yourselves 🥰😘

She literally doesn’t want to be looked up to for politics but is using politics for her platform. Her whole family is MAGA. She has a politician who is Republican for a family member. She is performative, I’m sorry.

If you’re an ICE agent, kys

You’re telling me the pop star who dressed up as Lady Liberty doesn’t want to keep up with politics? Fuck you, Chappell Roan, I hope you lose all your fans, you sad, pathetic, closeted conservative, always angry, performative, fan-hating ADULT (she tries to come off like she’s 19 but she’s like 27)

Some other country needs to buy America and take our government out and rebuild it cause this is ridiculous.

Kristi Noem in tight athleisure—white top, drawstring grey pants—in front of a prison cell packed with mostly shirtless men. Noem’s hair cascades out of her navy DHS cap. The men appear to be wearing loose white patient pants. Norm wears a heavy gold-and-silver watch. The men’s arms are at their sides or clasped in front, as if they’ve been told to stand at attention. Noem’s cap is pulled low, so we can’t really see her eyes; instead, her face appears comprised mainly of lips. The men’s heads have been shaved; there’s lighting on Noem but they’re in the murk, hard to distinguish from one another.

I showed my wife, a historian, the Kristi Noem video. She said “holy shit!” It’s a lot. A brief thread on bodies. It begins in the alt text below… 1/

it has to infuriate him that she’s a million times better at posting than he’ll ever be

Kristi Noem should be held accountable for glorifying concentration camps. Fuck her. Fire her. Put her in one herself so she can see how it feels.

Authors I love that you wanna write big books but my arms and wrists are killing me, can we split a big book into like, removable sections? 😅 or better yet MORE books

I’m gonna start calling DJT “Baby Trump” because whenever he gets mad he looks like a giant fucking baby

MyChart and MyPrivia and every other health portal needs to get their FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER GODDAMN. It shouldn’t take me 20+ minutes to CONFIRM an appointment because your shits are fucked and don’t work especially not with each other. FUCK.

Can we mass report the administration’s pages for hate speech and inciting violence on all sites? Cause that’s what yesterday was with that salute.

Any of you all on MyChart??

I leave for work in much the same manner the girl from The Ring leaves a television

A couch made out of a potato

what if we kissed on the couch potato

I hate that all I can do is sit here.

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I fell asleep to my bf’s 3D printer earlier. Is this the future?

Being disabled is having multiple reacher/grabbers in the same room… for when you drop one of them and need a reacher/grabber to grab and reach the reacher/grabber 😅😂

This is beautiful!

Adulthood is reading mystery novels with a glass of wine and with your feet up on the couch and no one to tell you that you can’t.

Yes I still go to family events wearing lipstick I bought from Hot Topic over a decade ago, no I’m not okay

Merry Cats-mus 😸🎄

I do actually think I should get a free pizza for every 10 books I read

I wish I had made this joke.

Democratic House Rep. Shri Thanedar calling it like he sees it.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

It’s too early 😭

I was going to do some coloring, but I feel like I need to mail this to someone (iykyk)

Not gonna lie, this legit terrified me, wtf Duo