Had to look it up - I'll save you the trouble...

CIEIO is the title of the very top boss at Old McDonald's Farm PLC.

Like the flavour cares which way the writing on the outside is...

If the documentation for your thing doesn't have a dark mode, I hate you.

If I ever meet you, I'll be sure to show you pictures of my eye post-surgery to scare you into adding a dark mode.

Or, hear me out... Treat the root causes of crime, and prioritise rehabilitation to reduce the number of reoffenders going back inside.

The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster

I once put red bull in the kettle to make a coffee.

I got halfway to work that morning before I realised I'd forgotten the car.

Is this the Bloomberg guy? 😅

The Spanish thing makes sense when you consider what tapas is.

I just hope he doesn't die on good Friday. Any other day sure, but if he goes on Good Friday they'll be certain he's a martyr.

Just gotta hope the pendulum swings back the other way in years to come when this cohort of seniors shrinks through retirement or change.

If nobody is hiring juniors right now, there won't be any mid-level Devs in 5 years...

I've suffered through more than enough shit support acts. I'll find out who they are beforehand and arrive when I'm good and fucking ready so I don't have to sit through Wolf Alice against my will again.

I always like to specify the men's team.

"Arsenal won two-nil"

"Oh, the men's team? Yeah, I saw"

Would be a good submission for @anonopin.bsky.social

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This YouTube channel helps with a lot of the things you listed.

A couple of weeks ago, a 10 year old took third place at my local parkrun. They have every right to attend and participate. They're not "In your way" they're taking part, just the same as you.

In such cases, there are a handful of names that a club might turn to in order to survive a relegation battle. Harry Redknapp is one, Sam Allardyce is another. Both have history as managers in their own right, but have also been asked to step in to help a club fight for survival in dire positions.

In the English football leagues, if a club is struggling and often facing relegation, they will often sack their manager on the basis that their leadership isn't effective, and replace them with a temporary manager who can change things up and help them survive.

I'm drawing my own conclusions from this image, such as "While you wait for your PR to be reviewed, just eat some cheese".

Until your strength and fitness levels drop so that your every day is all that you're capable of, and any time you need more than that you're exhausted or incapable.

Statistically speaking, there must be someone who got today's Wordle in one go, and it would be absolute perfection.

You've lost the what?

Tea-receptacle or face?

a man is sitting at a table with two plates of food . ALT: a man is sitting at a table with two plates of food .

You want tough bread?

I can happily write my own, hand-rolled, artisan-crafted slop, thanks very much 😁

The first piece of documentation I wrote, I agonised over every sentence. "Is this an idiom? How well would this pass through a translator? What if someone isn't following?"

Now I'm like "Click this, then Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt, and yer cooking with gas!"

*Clowns

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Anyone who has heard Michael Owen speak would understand that this is not a boast about the quality of the school.

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