Anything but substack

Who what where

Fuck

Take me to get my first one sir

And we are all so very grateful

just the sweetest little pangolin you ever saw

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

Missing the gentle dom I pushed off. The sex was mind blowing; the rest was somehow even better.

Done babes

Just wait until she flowers. Absolutely amazing.

😈

😬

Practically $20 for the deodorant alone

🫂

I can help you make this disappear. The method is up to you. Mouth or current political bs. Either one should suffice.

Balls and cock beyond imagining

So pretty indeed

And looking fantastic while doing said check in

😳😮‍💨 you’re a lucky guy

Gimme #1 🫣

Happily spend my evening taking care of either/ both.

🥵

Now that’s some holy cumminion I’d like to receive

McDonald’s having a $3 item menu soon like we don’t remember when it was the $1 menu

Retired 4-Star Navy Admiral and former Navy SEAL William McRaven on Donald Trump: "Through your actions, you have embarrassed us in the eyes of our children, humiliated us on the world stage and, worst of all, divided us as a nation."

Finally found the perfect man and surprise surprise he is so far from perfect

Feeling this as of late

So handsome

Always

I pray that this isn’t it

Thick