You know, sometimes he acts like a real sheep dog. Brilliant. X

Oh he does love running. Sprints everywhere. Just not alongside me when I’m running. 🤬

I’ve tried and tried. Ours just jumps in front of me to stop me running. I put it down to him being a collie and hard wired to stop things running away. Truth is probably just that he’s a dickhead.

Wish our dog would run with me like that…. The little prick.

Yes Jo! X

I disagree. It’s freezing. The car didn’t wart to start. The kids are moaning and I’ve only had about 3 hours sleep.

Happy Monday. 😁

It’s started. All frozen up this morning. Sad times.

Nope. 😂

I know exactly what you mean about the mental side of it. 11 weeks out. First little run today meant so much to me. Teared up a couple of times while I was out. My mood since has been incredible.

Take your time Jo. You know it’s worth fighting for. X

I’m about if you ever wanna talk. ❤️❤️

Not for my delicate little hoop it’s not. 1, possibly 2 a day…depending on what I have for breakfast.

This is just madness. I actually feel violated.

You’re like fucking Walter white here. 😂👍🏼

😂😂😂 yep. Good shout that. It’s dear stuff.

Oh mate. There’s no stretching. It’s pouring out of me. I can’t trust a fart today.

I might waddle to Tescos in a bit and pick some up. 😂😂

Note we’re getting somewhere. 😂

It’s no use in the fridge. I can’t reach it from upstairs. 😂

I’m struggling to see the funny side to this Sarj. 💩💩💩💩🤬💩😭

This might be a time where you could justify swearing in front of me for the third time. Go on…😂

Honestly mate, I’m proper gutted to hear this. You were a main instigator in me starting to run a few years back. I owe you massive thanks. It’s changed my life. X

So I’ve had 4 poo’s so far today. Honestly…. My ring is on fire. I’m in agony. Worst part is that my tum tum is grumbling again. Number 5 is imminent and I’m not sure how I’ll cope. Might just have to jump in the shower to clean it cos wiping is a terrifying thought.

I’m gonna report you for this. This is bullying, just because I don’t eat marmite before 9 bells. 🖕🏼

Ah fuckinell jo. Thats terrible.

There was me…. Hoping to see you at a marathon next year. Then we were both crocked.

Is it sortable, with tablets or anything? X

More and more of my favourite people are moving over. And you. 😂😂❤️

Ah mate. I’m gutted for you. Any sign of improvement and getting back to it?

Right then, you gang of swines…. my boss mate is here and deserves a load more followers, so do me a favour please. Ta. X.

I won’t do another post like this, probably. Xx bsky.app/profile/sarj...

I’m liking it here Jo.

Hope you’re doing alright. I just saw about the not running much now. Sorry to hear that. X

That’s fair enough mate. It’s only any good if we use it how we want to. 👊🏼

I love fighting. Just wish I was better at it so I could’ve kept my boyish good looks beyond my 14th birthday.

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I was ready for a fight there.

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Thanks, I think.

Block block block.

I’m literally following everyone back at the minute to get going mate. It won’t last though…. I’ll very quickly realise who’s sound and who the twats are.

Expect a block from me in the coming days. 😂😂❤️