"If I TOLD you, you'd just rat. All you need to know is this Koopa's got more oomph, and leave it at that!"
Just, don't hit the royal too hard or there will be a much more imposing figure instead of- this.
"Pff. No. I have plenty of resources and they NEVER upgrade security, that's a cakewalk.
I'm tired of getting beat down by that framework hero, so I opted for a fulltime power-up!
...It just takes getting used to."
Different builds entirely, and all. Makes some sense.
"Have you REALLY not put it together yet? C'mon now."
Obviously Rosalina usually has her head in space, but geez, this is a whole new level of bad...
Use sticky notes, and label them. Obviously. That's a totally fool proof plan with absolutely 0 issues.
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What, don't tell 'em Rosalina can't tell the difference between Peach and not Peach.
You bozos know what follows Mario Day.แฃ
The "๐๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐จ" Day!
Bad seein' ya, Gonzalez!
In a universe where a house runs on cosmic galaxy-creating power, multiple Peaches is where she draws the line?
"...I can make a mess of stuff if you really are gonna complain 'bout the quiet."
. . .
Oh hey, a turtle manifested.
//when in doubt,
bring back a classic
(was one of the first, if not the first I just don't remember, to embrace this trend on twt)
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Didn't expect an audience so quick, you guy- er, ladies, are ON it today!
๐ขthis is not a lewd account, before anybody tries to stick it in a turtle.
๐ขpronouns are whatever, here, but just know Bowser and King will be consistent for name scheme, since it leans more into that than into the gags.
๐ขA depiction of Bowser ripped from the early era of the Super Crown meme.
๐ขDespite the gag nature of this it's still a mostly serious attempt at the character, as always~!
๐ข Whatever makes sense is canon; unfortunately this includes Paper Jam.
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...Hm. Funny how these things align.
She'd come to Kalos to see about what Flare had left behind. . .
So this means that she may stumble on the woman in red, for better or worse.
"Consider me curious, if you claim I... am aware of the wrong parts to it."
Perhaps she was being nosy. Or maybe even she felt a little challenged, who knows.
Either when, when they leave... expect the unwelcomed one to follow.
"It's that simple to... irritate? I would have assumed a mindset of such something you would wish to tackle head first.
Or is your... intent. To sucker in the less strong minded?"
She'll swap to full callout, now... Which may be digging her own grave? Truly depends on this, company.
"No. I have... accepted that a human is a human. And little more. Having... fantasies of that sort is. Childish."
The sales pitch angle just full on isn't sonething that is likely to work on her particularly. She's too... literal minded.
"Simply because there are many who are... closer to human, does not mean a human should be modified to. Be more like. A Pokรฉmon."
...She'll happily challenge these theories, personally. AND she's (physically) approaching, so as to not strain her little used voice.
Good? Bad? Yes.
"You will be; promise. And soon enough you will be... engrossed. In the team."
She's basically just fantasizing but, the point remains that she expects Wendy to stick around.
"Curious. This is... acceptable. Welcome~."
She'll get the woman a uniform when they *eventually* go to the base...
But for right now, this is enough.
"You will make... a valuable Magma asset, Wendy."
She would... employ other means, eventually, had Wendy said no.
Thankfully that was avoided. ๐ถ
"What is your... research? We can determine that now."
"Right now... nothing much. Preservation of the natural state of land. In essence, preventing unnecessary damage..."
Maybe more, if pushed into a negative spiral. But they can get there, when Wendy joins.
Yes; when. She's convinced herself it was guaranteed.
"It has been... years since that incident. We are still seen poorly but there is no real. . . ill intent."
This IS her giving Wendy a chance, so there's not really an answer about that part.
The woman's clearly a bit on the pushy side, but at least there's a semblance of personality in there.
"No, no, you'd fit in fine...
You just need to... give it a chance."
She doesn't necessarily need to be a battler, either, so that point wouldn't have detracted from Courtney's, erm, vision.
"And then that way you can also be a... friend."
"Mm. A woman of science, as well? Most... interesting."
Wendy's getting some points in Courtney's book. Whether that's good or bad can be worked out later...
"I could use... new admins. You'd fit in."
