Just when I thought "there's no such thing as too much Frank's buffalo wing sauce"

What

Two of my siblings are listed here, that's very odd

I think there are 4 of us

why is there no 1am hockey game

Would you buy it again?

Going to a ballgame this weekend and already planning my snack purchases (roasted peanuts and ballpark nachos)

Sidney Crosby, hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins donated his entire $12.4 million prize money to a homeless shelter initiative in Pittsburgh. His picture and pics pics of shelter shown.

Something positive. $12.4 million…that’s generous.

I think about this every time I make myself a cup of tea.

::in the very near future::

trump: get me tim apple! my ipad is broken. also, i need some funds for my arch

staff: he is stepping down. the new ceo is john ternus

trump: johnny appleseed. ok, get me him. what a fun name. appleseed.

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

Twice I've had to run through the airport to make a flight, and both times were after I let my husband decide when we left the house. He doesn't get to decide anymore.

Exactly, I travel infrequently and "fly somewhere" is always the only thing I'm doing that day. I'd rather wait at the airport than stress out at home.

"Happy to chat about it if necessary" isn't getting my message across anymore, I'm afraid I'm gonna need to be more direct (eg, "this doesn't seem like something we need to chat about")

If only Democrats were as comfortable legislating against Nazi curious tech billionaires as Republicans are trans kids.

We need to bring back party hats

Me, after being left behind by AI.

Imagine being stunned by this

Wow I bet a car could go even faster

Too much pancake

He sounds like an idiot

the baby (almost 2) has acquired a bottle with barbie on it and when she’s looking for it she runs around the house saying “my lady!!”

I am absolutely letting that duck in

League of Their Own

I was going to go to this and it’s a good thing I didn’t bc I would have booed him so loud I would have been thrown out

Was she dressed as a pirate or does she merely use an eye patch

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

He's not concerned at all that's why he won't shut up about it

"a good pair will dry overnight" how long do they think it takes a bad pair to dry

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