hawking a line of branded Mountain Goats smart glasses. no matter where you look things look a little bleaker and also the wearer cannot remove the glasses once worn. I’m disrupting this sector
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
I know blue sky claims to not have an algorithm but it sure does seem to fill my feed with posts about people whose dog died
GIBBY HAYNES We used to go into the Banshees’ dressing room and take the Gouda off their deli tray so that we could say we stole Siouxsie and the band’s cheese. It’s a pun—the highest form of humor.
The Butthole Surfers are culture
Regular customer (younger than me) walks past me and jokes "you kids today always glued to your phones... Wait, are you just looking at pictures of Godzilla?"
more people should pay mind to the insurance girls from trigun
Guy who never shuts up about Dark Souls 2: "A lot of people talk shit about Dark Souls 2 but I think it's actually the best Souls game"
Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator
*watching an MRE review video*
i wish someone would invite me on their podcast so I can talk about something
I've lowered the price by a bit, I won't be able to get the services I need to work again in Oregon for at least a few more months now.
I would like to be able to do something besides be a sitting duck.
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"
another witch hat monday and our favorite long rodent appears!♥
#Δ帽子 #witchhatatelier #wha
Brushbuddy and his red pen! 🥰✨❤️
lineless art of neil the rat at a small colourful toy piano. text reads "20 years of bangin out the tunes!"
we love you neil! 🎶🐀 #myart
Phwee
And brushbug enjoying some delicious food!
BRUSHBUG MY SWEET BELOVED #witchhatatelier
a guy walks up to another guy whos wearing dhorts with a pattern on them and asks “what do your shorts say?” the guy sticks out his ass and the shorts have a comic on the that says “my ass is sooooo big!! it can fit a whole 6 panel comic on it! thats right! not just 4. you’ve gotta stare for a WHILE to complete the narrative arc of my ass. anyway thanks for reading my ass comic. you damned pervert.” then the first guy says “wow, meta ass”
the twin towers
this happened to me once
Happy Brushbuddy Day
Witch Hat Atelier 🌻
#witchhatatelier #qifrey #Coco
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJq4...
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
Sick
youtu.be/2oOVCoz9l1M?...
