"If American democracy can survive a 16 y/o making speeches at protests you guys can survive the world's richest man having unrestrained power to shut down and dissolve any government agency he wishes," is about as pure a distillation of how the conservative mind works as I can imagine.
wtf is this creetchur
if you are unconvinced, consider:
being buried in pyr puppies: 100000/10 strongly recommend
men's tennis in 2025 is just too bleak for me 💀
picture of the Beijing Open stands and court during the 2019 ATP 500 tournament. the surface is a blue hardcourt. the match about to start is a quarterfinal between Dominic Thiem and Andy Murray.
until further notice i will be living in 2019-20 :)
what a fun little rubik's cube from @optaace.optajoe.com
Madison Keys is the 1st to win a Women’s Singles GS title after saving MP since Iga Swiatek (Roland Garros 2024) and the 1st at the Australian Open since Naomi Osaka (2021) - Swiatek saved MP vs. Osaka, while Keys saved MP vs. Swiatek.
Big three who
madison keys to win her 1st grand slam title:
ann li
elena gabriela ruse
[10] danielle collins
[6] elena rybakina
[28] elina svitolina
[2] iga swiatek
[1] aryna sabalenka
1st to beat 1 and 2 b2b to win a GS since sharapova at 2006 us open
"To my team, as usual, it's your fault." - Aryna Sabalenka 😀
🎾
A picture of Krem from Dragon Age Inquisition, standing on a chair, saying: Throw me at transphobic people. I'll beat them with a hammer.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
uhhh... do they have to get through a door to save me?
Scene from jaws with a dorsal fin sticking out of the water
Someone asked me why sharks stick their dorsal fins out of the water. The answer is simple.
Sharks’ dorsal fins stick out of the water sometimes because their fins are on top of and therefore higher than the rest of their body, and sometimes their body is near the surface of the water.
other retired players who had to deal with all of the Big 3: BACK IN MY DAY-
dominic thiem: football with friends 🥰 clean energy 🥰 pls be nice to the planet 🥰 tennis results do not have to impact self-worth and happiness 🥰
i, a dominic thiem fan: BACK IN MY DAY-
can't believe we finally have autistic rep in tennis and it's brooksby 🫠
still thinking about this, it was the weirdest thing.
same age range, same nose, same lanky body type, same head shape, same hairline, same beard.
not 6'6" but what the Fuck was daniil's body double doing in my state.
My only requirement of Bluesky is that people on here remember how good peak Dominic Thiem was
met with job placement people today and the guy bore an ASTONISHING resemblance to daniil medvedev. had to resist saying it out loud 🤐
andy finally getting that AO trophy and joking about it not being another plate
one of the small comforts in dominic retiring now is that he's still physically sound enough to live normally and play football with his friends.
my heart hurts so much for delpo 😞💔
atp awards have one (1) chance to regain a singular right
(they are still trash for snubbing nico t w i c e)
anyway if domi doesn't win the sportsmanship award we riot
domi 🥺 he deserves it so much, please give him one last thing
Novak Djokovic: *struggling a bit, down a few places in the rankings, not won a major title in over a year, motivation lacking...*
Andy Murray:
wore my Iron Giant shirt to see The Wild Robot because if there's one thing I'm gonna do it's cry over an animated automaton
Botic van de Zandschulp and Ajla Tomljanovic are going to be absolutely nightmares for scores of drunken bar trivia night participants in perpetuity, and I love that for them.
i have never been less excited for the next tennis season, god this tour is bleak
2024 Turin ATP Finals
anyway depression is a bitch