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Posts by Darren Ewing

Commission in progress: "As seen from my front door" (working title), oil on canvas, 18x24". Day 17 on this...

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A fantasy space scene rendered in black and white featuring random planets, a galaxy, stars and a comet.

A fantasy space scene rendered in black and white featuring random planets, a galaxy, stars and a comet.

Thinking of Artemis and learning how to draw space. Also learning why they sell black markers in sixpacks

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two of my favourite superheroes here having a chat.

they're really funny good people.

worth your time.๐Ÿ‘‡

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photo of a quokka joey next to its mum who's asleep. western australia. (lea scaddan)

photo of a quokka joey next to its mum who's asleep. western australia. (lea scaddan)

sigh. i need to stop being so angry todayโ€”take an angry break.

here's a wee quokka...

22 hours ago 8 1 0 0

i blocked this wanker, but imagine thinking that voting for decades longer than someone else made you better at it.๐Ÿคฃ

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

the fact that i contain multitudes makes me feel like i'd be a shite government official.

<goes back to arguing with shopping trolley>

2 days ago 1 0 0 0
image is a screencap of text from an atlantic article ("The FBI Director Is MIA")  by sarah fitzpatrick.

it reads:


On Friday, April 10, as FBI Director Kash Patel was preparing to leave work for the weekend, he struggled to log into an internal computer system. He quickly became convinced that he had been locked out, and he panicked, frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White House, according to nine people familiar with his outreach. Two of these people described his behavior as a โ€œfreak-out.โ€

image is a screencap of text from an atlantic article ("The FBI Director Is MIA") by sarah fitzpatrick. it reads: On Friday, April 10, as FBI Director Kash Patel was preparing to leave work for the weekend, he struggled to log into an internal computer system. He quickly became convinced that he had been locked out, and he panicked, frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White House, according to nine people familiar with his outreach. Two of these people described his behavior as a โ€œfreak-out.โ€

kash patel is a bloke who knows he's not up to the task. at least he's right about that part.

(from @sfifz787.bsky.social's great article in atlantic which is here: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...)

2 days ago 66 11 0 2
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here's the thing regarding donald trump and the pope...

donald trump is a cunt.

hope that clears things up.๐Ÿฅƒ

1 week ago 389 48 30 4

you influenced me to block that putz.๐Ÿ˜€โค๏ธ

1 week ago 3 0 1 1

same.๐Ÿฅƒ

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

two things leap to my mind reading this.

one: you are a phenomenal writer. i love your work and wish there was more. write a book about anything and i'll buy it.

two: i've only ever been in love wi one really ambitious, goal-oriented person. she met a more successful man, but we remain friends.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

i can't wear it right now because i'm covered in sewage from doing some plumbing.๐Ÿ˜

5 months ago 1 0 1 0
a king charles cavalier dog looking like he wants some of whatever you have.

a king charles cavalier dog looking like he wants some of whatever you have.

...i got this face.

10 months ago 2 0 1 0
rick moranis as dark helmet in spaceballs.

rick moranis as dark helmet in spaceballs.

my second choice... all ready to go!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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digital image of the moon shortly after a luna eclypse over north america - it could also be a spot of orange paint on a black wall.๐Ÿ˜

digital image of the moon shortly after a luna eclypse over north america - it could also be a spot of orange paint on a black wall.๐Ÿ˜

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1 year ago 1 0 1 0
wooly mammoth mice.

wooly mammoth mice.

aye...

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
lots of hearts making a big heart

lots of hearts making a big heart

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
spiderman glasses on a styrofoam display head.

spiderman glasses on a styrofoam display head.

i shot something with iris years ago and we argued a lotโ€”playfully mind. mid shootโ€”needing a comeback from one of her javelins (about me being "almost as good as ed wood")โ€”i asked if she "got a free bowl of soup with those spiderman glasses?"

next day she brought gallons of soup and wore these....

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mount rushmore with a bright blue sky but all the stone figures are blokes kneeling down.

mount rushmore with a bright blue sky but all the stone figures are blokes kneeling down.

I WANT A PRIZE!๐Ÿฅบ

but i only have the back of mount rushmore...๐Ÿ˜”

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
a well-worn timberland boot.

a well-worn timberland boot.

that...is a tiny foot, lass. if i wore those, they would look like part of bigfoot's space suit. can i just wear my trusty old timmies for flyday? ๐Ÿ˜ถ

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