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I’m gonna go with ‘too fucking fucking many’ for $1000, Ken.

PSA:
switch your TV to a channel not broadcasting POSPOTUS for tonight’s State of the Asylum rant.
That possibly (hopefully) horribly low rating COULD loosen a blot clot.

I feel a rabid raccoon would be far better company.

Schwarbomb!!!

Omg! In the last five minutes I’ve heard
a) as a nonessential employee🤣I am off tomorrow
b)Tom McCarthy’s voice
Life is beautiful!❄️❤️⚾️

Mediocre????????????

For your consideration:

Ironically, the term ‘pinko’ isn’t used anymore.

I was Pretty Plus. I feel your pain.

Happy Solstice!

*kids

Gotta say… Hubs and I were cheering through the highlights! (⚾️>🥊)

I think this is the appropriate place to insert a bag of dicks.

The check’s in the mail, I’ll respect you in the morning, and I promise I won’t…

TRUTH

Laura Branigan
Aimee Mann
George Jones
Melissa Etheridge
Meatloaf

I believe the word he’s looking for is fuckwit.

Can I be a tagalong bridesmatron??

Perhaps it’s the beer.

Connections
Puzzle #875
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As a witch, I’m really offended.😉

I doubt they’re immense

Fucking A!!!