he's never handled a sword in his life, has he?

Good point!

They do. It's disgraceful how we treat the disabled, young and old.

yeah i'm sure that's why they do it 🙄

I've been wondering about something like that. Winston's comment is a bit odd.

OK my amazing Asian #kai people. Recommendations for a good Japanese or Korean cookbook for a beginner happy to start from scratch (ie own sauces, mayo, kimchi etc)
I'm tired of those tedious cooking websites and want an actual book.
thanks in advance 🍜🥗🍱

Interestingly, these are nearly all MPs whose bad behaviour Luxon has ignored or defended. Bedleg Sam, Kuriger and the cows, No Properties Bailey, and standover guy van der Molen 🤔 (no I have no clue what it means)

#nzpol

Let them fight 🤺

friggin hope so

Yes.

All the best! Get the cleaners to take out the trash.

They taste OK. They'd taste better if I followed the recipe more 🙄

Oh OK. At least you're not a bullshitter.

cc @rnzrss.bsky.social

#nzpol

Photo of chewy Anzac biscuits that didn't go according to plan.

my bikkies never look like what's next to the recipe 😞
#bikkiedisaster
#kai

The Picnic needs a home together, we cannot let them be separated, King Sandwich’s little heart will not survive that.

IF YOU ADOPT THE PICNIC DOGS I WILL PERSONALLY MEET YOU OUT AND BUY YOU DINNER.

My buddy Pluto like snuggles and learning! He’s like the perfect nerd baby!

Bring your big brother big sister dog to pick up Bear, who needs a shoulder to lean on.

I've known a couple of figjams. Fortunately they didn't run anything.

The National Party Rebels Luxon won't say who the five are. He doesn't have to. The names circulating around National and Parliament are by now familiar: Barbara Kuriger, Sam Uffindell, Andrew Bayly, Tim van de Molen, and tellingly, the Chief Whip Stuart Smith. James Meager's name keeps drifting in and out of the same sentence. Richard Harman noted in Politik today that "the same small group of MPs who were thought to be behind the leadership speculation last November are under suspicion again," singling out Meager and Uffindell. Both deny any involvement. They would.

Who are the Disgruntled Five?
Behold, a black hole of talent and ethics 😒
via Bryce Edwards

#nzpol

Yep. Remember last election we had a brief moment of panic about boat people? That was fun 😒

This alone should sink him. What a dick 😳

Nope.
Cost of living, the economy, crime, whether Auckland should have 1.4 or 1.6 million more residences and so on. Climate change is big and it's hard and anyway we're still paying off the Ranger.

Hard to believe he used to run an airline 😵‍💫

The Toxic Twins from Epsom strike again.

Get used to it, Gen Z.

It's amazing given it started as a pale green sludgey mess.

Good question since no one knows who is going to pay the $33bn. Who the heck negotiated this white elephant?

#nzpol

Jelly made from feijoa skins and apple cores left over from making the chutney. The book was right and it really does turn pink. Added fresh chili to give it some bite. Such a pretty colour 😻
#kai

It's a real hate machine for dumbfucks. I don't even look at the comments any more.