the flowers they added to the campus planters are so pretty that i had to stop and have a photoshoot with them

one thing about me is i simply do not check my DMs on any platform. that’s none of my business. i’ll let that notification number keep increasing, who cares. i hardly even check my email

baby ducks joining two sunbathing turtles on a rock

Momma and baby ducks swimming in a shallow pond

ok bluesky video quality is bad so here’s bonus pics

‼️‼️ baby ducklings have hit the turtle pond ‼️‼️

I’m so embarrassed that i’m going to lock myself in my office for the foreseeable future. possibly until 2027

one of the VPs was holding the door open for me and i tried to run up the front steps to catch it but i tripped up the stairs and ate shit so badly that he looked visibly startled 😃👍 i think i have to quit my job man

the new library construction made me miss my bus yesterday. thanks, Obama

they should invent a universal in office day that isn’t a Tuesday for the entire city (sincerely, someone who is tired of fighting for their life on public transit every Tuesday)

i got Trevor’s cold and i kept sneezing in my sleep last night. i didn’t know that was possible

they should invent a recovery that's linear

Trevor is making me in Tomodachi Life but he pulled up a reference photo. bro doesn’t even know what his wife looks like

journal gang 🫶🏻

being married just means passing the same cold back and forth to each other until one of you dies

Full notebook stacked on top of a thin, empty notebook

Side view of a full notebook stacked on top of a thin, empty notebook

journal switch time <3 same notebook but 6 months of journaling vs 0 days of journaling

🥵 + 🌭

🥵 + 🌭

which isn’t good or bad. aging isn’t inherently bad. i can just tell my face looks different the closer i get to my birthday

feeling like i look exceptionally Thirty Years Old lately

and again today! yipppeeee

anyway if anyone knows any good dentists hmu cause my last 3 have made me cry

wishing all dentists a very bad day

this happened 2 days ago and i’m still mad

my dentist asked what i do for work and i told her administration. she said, “what is that, like busy work?” man fuck dentists don’t call my career “busy work”

BROOOOO he got on my train car the other day. what an interesting man

the first pic is me and @ready4preddy.bsky.social if we were both turtles in a turtle pond

turtle update

he obviously freaked out and the owner was confused about what happened and i felt so bad I took the long way home to avoid them

the other day I was walking behind a leashed dog and i accidentally kicked a pebble like bullseye right on his asshole. i just had to get that off my chest

screenshot of my camera roll full of photos of my cat being cute

screenshot of my camera roll full of photos of my cat being cute part 2

screenshot of my camera roll full of photos of my cat being cute part 3

screenshot of my camera roll full of photos of my cat being cute part 4

got too toasted and took 250+ photos of my cat

happy new glasses day to all who celebrate (me)

my beloved sunday morning Pinterest scroll