disposable razor balancing on a tree branch in front of a freeway on-ramp

gonna be a wildly understaffed day at the movies

I won’t rest until disco santa is dead

trying to clock people coming into the theater as either Godzilla dorks or Miyazaki dorks

how long do I have to work at taco bell to get one of those purple sweaters

cut my hand on a can of beans like some toothless drunk in an old western

Bradley Whitford came into the theater today

twirling the mop around in the bucket like a fork in spaghetti

what the fuck is going on today where people are showing up for their movie 50 minutes early and just sitting down in the theater before the previous showing is over. this happens occasionally but today I’ve seen it every time I go to clean a theater

dying of boredom

a schmoke and a schlurpee

damn we got 20 people in the last showing of killers of the flower moon that gets out at 1:50

Comedy is okay

Man eating popcorn

But clown is more difficult

HE SPILLS THE POPCORN!!

Garfield does not like mondays; retweet if you agree

YES!

I haven’t seen that one yet, but I liked Claire’s Camera, the other he did with Huppert. I still have a lot to see but I think my favorite that I’ve seen is Yourself and Yours. Would definitely recommend that one.

Hong Sang-soo

once again

cat sitting on the railing of a porch

the second night in a row this little guy has greeted me from this same spot as I get home from work

I shut up all the time and I recommend it, but enjoy throwing a fit instead of apologizing

shut up, dipshit

Australian shepherd laying against a pillow, eyes half closed - enjoying a belly rub

gettin a belly rub

the trolls have boarded the regal coaster

small bottle of mustard oil with a wide mouth

Look how wide that mouth is for a 5oz bottle

bought some mustard oil at a Korean market and thought it would be great to add to butter for a grilled cheese. however, the opening is huge and I accidentally used way too much and blasted the shit out of my sinuses. Tasted great though

time to take your own advice and move on with your day

my mom’s ass would post better than that

where’d the post go

on the plus side, national cinema day means I get paid time and a half
on the minus side, somebody took a shit in one of the theaters today