Does that mean I’m allowed in your house again

Feelin’ cute, might die to a bat later

A basket filled with plush pikmin of all colors, with diminutive needle-felted yellow, blue and red pikmin next to their standard-sized plush versions. Plush rescue pups Oatchi and Moss can be seen in the background, muzzles raised to the sky, protecting their wards.

I also made baby pikmin

A lovingly handmade hot pink fairy pikmin hat, made with wet felted wool. It features dazzling blue eyes and a long pink stem leading to purple petals. The wearer has dark brown curly hair and has chosen to cover her face with a cool sunglasses emoji because she’s on 3 hours of sleep, lol

A different angle of the pikmin hat, you can see the green underneath the purple petals

Josh do you need to borrow my pikmin hat

The feets

It's even funnier if you read the full bug report

"A dwarf who is stressed but does not gain a good thought from shouting at someone in charge seems to prioritize shouting at someone in charge over any other activities."

I have spent the last day contemplating this, and Bigfoots is probably the most “correct.” However, if you find yourself on some Plural of Bigfoot Committee I suggest you push for Bigsfoot, as it’s the funniest.

Lookin’ good imo

I played this for J and he started saying "Wait that's not..." at the exact moment you said a cuss

6yo: "Is anything illegal?"
Me: "Yes, but what's illegal depends on where you live."
6yo: "Is it illegal to poop on someone?"
Me: "Uh... it is illegal to poop on someone you don't know."
6yo: "... Is it illegal to poop on someone who is kind to you?"
Me: "Uh... please don't do that!"

attention everyone. we've got a live one here.

Conversation with Claude about tracery parsers, and it advises me to look at kate comptons parser, to which i reply “but Doctor i am kate compton”

Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

I got hit with Fad Gadget at the Grocery Outlet last year and may never recover

Public office should be filled by sortition from a pool of civil servants and people who’ve worked in customer service.

If you find yourself in Stockholm the breakfast buffet at Hotel Rival will rock your world 🤩

who are you and what have you done with joshua

Pink long sleeved shirt with two photos of a hip woman, and text (spelled out in next image)

Closeup of the pink shirt with the following text: PRESIDENT new FASHION tisy father was a self toufh mandolin olaver He was oneof the best string instrument

Catch and release at the thrift store

charlie brown talking to an adult who only responds to him with the annihilation sting

we eat here

Caves of Qud

make some space in the part of your brain that remembers important quotes because a new important quote just dropped

But did u get VEP?

how it feels being a discord moderator who can't yell at people for nuclear Bad Media Opinions

planet (venus-uranus union, yowza!)

goals

Drop some links babe, my music discovery skills atrophied postpartum

Annual reminder that the only thing stopping you from becoming a Scythe Guy is you.