Always takes me a sec to figure out if it's Daniel Radcliffe or Elijah Wood. Just two earnest little guys who love acting

Headline of the Day.

Must be really nice being a chef because you don't have to remember anyone's name, everyone is called chef

No I thought it was space jazz that's gross also I saw a post recently that described metal as angry jazz which I think is a fun take

Love her but she's a parody of herself

Jessie Ware 🤝 Star Wars cantina band

gurl play that same song again

Never needed aunty histamine's help before but it's dire this year lads

Can't see can't breathe

Sorry for replying with a screenshot of me googling the question you messaged me but why the fuck are you asking me

Welcome temp postcode twin ✨️

Heard Al is gonna take our jobs, somebody should stop him/them

Guy who's been pronouncing AI like Alfred this whole time

Actually meant as a term of huge endearment

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Who will guide the dogs if not themselves?

tamagotchi for me is the game where i try to be a responsible father, neopets is where im a neglectful father with a gambling problem

"everybody wants a village but nobody wants to be a villager" i grew up in the city i don't even want you to look at me

Sick of fighting for my life with sticky fingers trying to demolish a 99

Bird friend joined me for lunch (watch to the end for a big surprise)

Tew chewy

Howdy neighbours 🤠

Wholeheartedly believe that cup > cone

If you zoom in on my thumb then you're a pervert x

Screamin'

Saw a video recently that was like "it's national first day walking in public day" with crowds of people meandering aimlessly through a street and standing in the way and stopping suddenly and I think about it every day because every day is national first day walking in public day

"if you see something out of the ordinary" umm yeah this new announcement, are we not not looking right anymore???

Good for hers

Synaesthesia but it's every time I see any reference baby spinach I hear a baby wailing

Lovely japron

I prefer a "no, but" to a "yes, and"