Legal realizing that the contract they’re supposed to review already has a signature

Sales waiting for legal to finish reviewing a 100 page MSA after sending it to them 3 minutes ago

In house lawyers overhearing the sales team’s conversations

Kirkland associates right now

Me watching White Lotus and hearing one of the characters mention “K&E”

HLS grads when they get asked what law school they went to

Sales vs Legal

Stop Obsessing About Credentials What happened to Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, what it says about the legal profession's extreme emphasis on proxies for success, and why it keeps lawyers unhappy

Might be this one? It’s behind a paywall now, DM me your email address and i’ll forward it to you www.alexofftherecord.com/p/stop-obses...

This is the last TikTok that TikTok will let me watch @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social

The lawyer you pay $2,000 an hour talking to the other side’s lawyer

That’s him, the guy who billed 300 hours to “attention to discovery”

When your extended family asks how you like being a lawyer

Feeling thankful for yet another social media platform for me to post bad memes and promote my Substack

Game selection The thing holding you back isn't lack of work ethic or inadequate intelligence, it's that you've chosen the wrong game to play

Serious post warning: The biggest thing holding you back in your career might be that you’ve chosen the wrong game to play. Here are some thoughts on what you should do instead. www.alexofftherecord.com/p/game-selec...

Hello again

When the long weekend is finally over

Biglaw partners tallying up their hours for the year

Biglaw partner, legal tech founder, general counsel

Keeping my phone off today because I heard that good lawyers are hard to find

😮

Wait what??

A picture of the emoji for a person raising their hand

Anyone else in legal/legaltech just go to @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social ‘s followers to find folks?

Just wanted to honor all Americans who will be out celebrating Independence Day this weekend by drinking and using fireworks. Torts hypos wouldn’t be the same without your sacrifice.

Before you follow me here just know that I’m going to be far more annoying than I was on that other platform

Unblocking all my nemeses on Twitter so my posts count against their daily rate

If you followed me for law related content bc that’s what I post on Twitter…hang in there. Just let me talk my shit first.

I should block this one dude but how else am I gonna be able to track how many times he’s crossed me?