You mean you don't love your job?

What a great name 💚

I keep seeing tiktoks about robbing registered sex offenders but stop wasting your time guys. The white house has pretty good security.

A yellow luma popcorn container sitting on my lap

Package secured

No but in Mario Kart World, Pro Racer Toad wears a helmet and it's adorable

Seeing Toad with sleeves for the first time

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I can't think of anyone who has ever ordered a baked potato from Wendy's and the thought crept into my brain loudly today

Serious question: why does Wendy's have baked potatoes?

A photo of a mitocorndriaog - a mitochondria and corn dog mixed

Discuss

Glad you are ok! Hopefully it doesn't require crazy repairs to stay working well for you!

Denouncing? I'm actively embarrassing homophobic coworkers. Can't fire me for calling them a bigot, but can fire them for being a bigot.

I read the lore and I like the plot. I just don't have it in me to dive in on it. I'm more of a friendly competitive games or silly multiplayer guy I think

I don't truthfully have a stake against the game please don't hate me

a young boy is sitting in a chair with his mouth open . Alt: a young boy is sitting in a chair disgusted

I don't get it because it doesn't matter how much someone tries to tell me how peak doordash simulator is: I'm never playing it

People are having threesomes? I'm still trying to figure out if Netanyahu is AI or not.

Well. You make people feel VERY COMFORTABLE apparently.

Passed my notary exam today

Wasn't me

Like seriously, how does one shop for pickles and not get sweaty and disoriented? As soon as they're not in the aisle I think they're in, I'm immediately thrown into a panic and scramble like a gorilla

You should write ads

a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .

Crying? Over a man?

She threw a butterfinger at my head immediately after posting this

I got asked if I was 35 the other day. I'm 34 😭

A picture of me trimmed down, somehow looking old af

New pfp, who dis

"Rapist alcoholic frat boy Pete tells tenured military leader to step down because he's pushing back on Kegsbreath's war criminal behavior"

CNN should hire me to fix their reporting at this point

Help she heard too many noises at once

Help

Shiny Charmander from pokemon tcgp

Shiny Zoroark from pokemon tcgp

Shiny Ponyta from pokemon tcgp

I don't even think I'm playing this game right #pokemon #TCGP

Madmen, Fleabag, and Westworld are why we are friends, of course