desperate dying flailing crying if you know how to rock

lucky bong

new cigarette brands

can they be really called “landed” gentry when they live in a perpetually afloat airship?

how about talk too much tuesday where I'm allowed to talk too much

An edit for a Simpsons screenshot featuring a whiteboard reading "do it for her" but covered in stills of Mel King from The Pitt

The back of my head throughout today

a German milkshake duck is called sour clout

online friends are nice but not actually what I need so I really don’t know but then again who does

I wonder if switching accounts was a weird mistake (like as if I was getting to know people and suddenly changed my routine?) but there’s also too many people here

the desire to say things, and thus have them be said, and furthermore, having been heard to say them, such as you are listen’d to

syllables: the ingredients in a wordmeal. sentences; the five course wordmeal served at a banquet. buffets: paragraphs and so on

I was also wondering if anyone else is in the amateur/hobbyist (for now) genre fiction game and we could share and compare and all that, I think that would be cool…

Buster Machine Fiction and poetry by Jessica Umbra

it’s been a while so here’s a reminder that I have a website with stories, poems, and more on it!

buster-machine.neocities.org

No.

!!!! Pete Buttigieg stop making my dystopian commentary relevant!!!

Frankly, Jessica’s story “The Compromise” rattles around in my head every time trans people in sports comes up and I think everyone should read it

Occasionally I think it was stupid to not use the account with almost 2000 followers to promote this stuff but it seems to make no difference anyway. Prove me wrong!!!

Buster Machine Fiction and poetry by Jessica Umbra

It would be super keen and nifty to read something I wrote today! Fiction, poetry, essays, other things! buster-machine.neocities.org

nice thing about me is I appreciate the nylons wearers as well, what with my boundless love and generosity and all

what bothers me is when nylons go underappreciated

nylons appreciator is best served grilled with peppers and onions over a bed of scrambled eggs, topped with queso fresco

you don’t know how much I appreciate them but you can ask

:)

my name is nylons appreciator

chat is this true

what are we doing even anyway (wawdea)

america’s “pretty ladies make a video saying my name and various affirmations while making eye contact” industry is now bigger than tech + manufacturing combined

do you guys know the "have you read marx" / "i think it's these wicker chairs" joke

ah fuck I missed the anniversary

these ladies I know are becoming a polycule. it makes sense, they all live in the same county around Seattle and they’re all in the BDSM scene… you could say it’s a romance of the three King dommes