KEEP ON REPOSTING.
KEEP THE TRENDING HIGH.

#EpsteinFiles #NoPedophiles #NoKings
#NoPEDODENTS #NoTrump

We have this Green party leader dancing around like a demented numpty and Lib Dem leader Ed Davey mounting one stupid stunt after another. Polls currently give them around 35% of the vote combined. No wonder we are increasingly regarded as not a serious country. Because we're not.

Narrator: Andrew Neil lives primarily in Grasse in the south of France

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I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

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He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
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Sleep tight…

Common Peephole     She came from Greece, she had a faulty socket. Her eye fell out, she couldn’t stop it.   That’s when I caught her eye. Brian Bilston

Pulp poetry.

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

My son now has to leave at 6.50am - parents slam changes to Sunderland bus routes “My son now has to leave at 6.50am to get to school on time which means he's half an hour early”

To be honest, he looks old enough to drive the bus.

Christmas Eve.

The right revs up A slight smugness is detectable in British reactions to the electoral success of Jörg Haider's Freedom party in Austria. What can you expect of a country that largely welcomed the Anschluss and chose ...

Oh wow. This from 26 years ago didn’t even report it as an allegation. Reports as a fact that Farage used the n-word or variants of it. That he was using it down the pub suggests he really wasn’t trying to hide it. All the media had to do ten years ago was check their archives.

Stewart Lee: Had youthful Farage’s youthful alleged racism story been about a figure on the left, it would not have been disappeared You would think the alleged indiscretions of the youthful Nigel Farage would have drawn outrage from a just and impartial British media. Strangely, it seems they have not

I am liking Stewart Lee's stuff in @thenerve.news‬

www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

body..so yes- dangerous

"I have met some very bad people....none as bad as trump.

Not one decent cell in his body..so yes - dangerous."

Jeffrey Epstein 2017

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

+ 'YOU ARE ENTERING AN INFECTED AREA. RABIES' +

The UK’s Ministry of Agriculture, Food and Fisheries issued this sign during the late 1980s. The ministry was dissolved in 2002.

Thanks to Brendan Street for sending this my way.

Boxes of Roses and Whiskas for kittens,
Discounts on kettles and M&S mittens
That lovely young man who sang "fried onion rings"
I think non white people can advertise things

Screenshot of tweet by James McNicholas: “No-one ever has near death experiences about hell. [flame emoji] "There was a bright red light & I felt a metal stick going up my bum. Hitler was there."” 18/10/2017, 14:21 86 RETWEETS 196 LIKES

Well, to begin with this morning, happy eighth birthday to this tweet

We know what the comedians got out of the Riyadh comedy festival. What about the Saudi regime? | Jonathan Liew The tawdry event was an ultimately doomed attempt by the Saudi government to buy the kind of authentic grassroots culture it is unwilling to countenance, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew

We know what the comedians got out of the Riyadh comedy festival. What about the Saudi regime?
Jimmy Carr, Louis CK, Jack Whitehall, Omid Djalili, Kevin Hart, Dave Chappelle, Pete Davidson
Es ist unglaublich...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Yesterday they were shooting priests in the head with rubber bullets. Today they're arresting journalists. If you have anyone in your life who doesn't regularly follow the news and doesn't understand how bad things are and how bad they're about to get, you need to tell them right now. Time is short.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

'Dark And Lonely Water' Sign (PRE-ORDER // SHIPS IN NOVEMBER) + AS SEEN ON 'TASKMASTER' (CHANNEL 4) + 'Danger No Swimming' sign inspired by the 1973 Public Information Film 'The Spirit Of...

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On the money.

Dear lord lolz

#neverforget

I’m no expert, but I think he’s a mad fucker.

If Obama or Biden had said this, it would be rightfully understood as them arrogating dictatorial authority to themselves, it would be the only thing anyone in the media or opposition would talk about for a year, and it would probably end their presidency. For Trump, it’s literally just Tuesday.