why is the classic mocking laugh interval always a descending perfect fourth

Pies and stickers are the only two things that can be chicken pot

no one at this burlesque show knows how to clap on 2 and 4

I made a crossword

Original post is me when i get tired

BIRTH!!!!

Me starting to explain gay sex to someone: ok so, two things

"prepared" and "cooked" are synonyms in terms of food but antonyms in terms of studying for a test

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I used the restroom every day for 5 years

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just cooked a Chicken breast to a perfect medium rare by searing it on the key board of my 2019 Intel i7 MacBook Pro as it tried to fill a 48 word themeless in CrossFire

I’d like to imagine the fsh is friends with the no-eyed deer

I wish it were spelled “multi-hyphen-ate”

colorblind heart surgeon conducting an x-ray: “holy shit this guy is a veteran”

French Minions bone all the time they have high le beedoh

I’m so mad

Both statistically and figuratively, you’re the best! Thanks so much for your kind words and for making the Lolla experience just that much better with your presence. And, of course, congratulations on your well-deserved win!!!

we'll miss you dearly!!!

@ettuetui.bsky.social you're never gonna believe this

Elizabeth Gorski:

ettu is not just morose, folks

PARDON MY FRENCH BUT HOLY FRIJOLE

“so… is there a mister andry? 😏🫦” NO!!!!!!!

*checks sporcle notifs* aha! advantage!

The sudden cruciverbal urge to start normalizing some slang term for flamingos

#notacrossword

i've been really curious about this actually

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