didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

Fuck Philly

lol that’s ridiculous.
You get hit in the face when you’re not expecting it and try and stay still.

It

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ID'ed early in 2021. Like January.

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whew.

Every now and then I kick the living shit out of me (in a yellow shirt)

I hate the flyers.

Knowing how superstitious Crosby is, he is not hurt physically but spiritually. He knows the gold jerseys are bad luck and not being able to change it is hurting his play.

Just a big qr code to meatspin. They won't be able to stop themselves from scanning it.

NVM that PP was awful.

Someone reminded them it's the playoffs.

So… I know what the rule says about changing jerseys in the playoffs. But, what’s the penalty for breaking said rule? It might be worth it.

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GENO IS INNOCENT

BURN THE YELLOW SWEATERS

"Super Toucan" is RIGHT THERE.

evil gold jerseys

This plus the yellow jerseys is a curse

JRR Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings as a side project while brainstorming a list of cool names for defense contractors

Why is "EV" an acronym but you spell out vehicle instead of "ICEV"

¡Vamos Pengüinos!

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah springs unbidden to my mind like weekly.

There is an argument that we are safest when he's out-of-office in Vegas or wherever and the professional deputies can execute FBI functions. A competant toadie is more dangerous than an inattentive one.

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Someone forgot about The Craft.

Trump has launched three more boat strikes this week, bringing the total death toll to 177.

Remember: No judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're taking Trump's word for it.

This is murder. We must not lose sight of this lawlessness.

you guys are using apps?

"Military says war conditions prompted suspension"

WAR CONDITIONS ARE YOUR WORK CONDITIONS. WHAT IN THE EVER LIVING BLUE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?

You can't get them FOOD because "there's a war?" Gee, if only we had some sort of organization that handled that sort of thing.

Don't cut him short.
DS9, movies, Picard?