a man with his mouth open and the words you can 't handle the truth Alt: a man with his mouth open and the words you can 't handle the truth

So many good ones this is not fair.

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Yeah, wow, the more I listen the more I hear G Love too. Love it!

You by Brothers Moving on Apple Music Song · 2012 · Duration 5:14

I learned about these guys like two days ago and am liking them so far: music.apple.com/us/album/you...

Thanks to @scottfish.bsky.social and the whole crew @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social! Excited to be back for another run in #SFB16. Join me in the Michigan live draft, Portal division!

SFB 16 confirmation page

Done! Drafting 7th in the Portal division. Who’s coming with me? #SFB16

9 year old: I know the tooth fairy isn’t real but, like, what do you guys do with all of our teeth?

Me: I grind them into powder and put them in your food.

9 year old: 😯

In! Let’s do it.

guy trying to use the floor for cardio at the Springfield, Mass YMCA, 1891:

wasn't sure if elon was involved in the spaceship thing until it actually worked

Is there an option to randomize a do-over?

Here it was Favorite Book Character Day and my youngest said fuck it and wore her pajamas 🤷‍♂️

I don't know, together could be legendary! "With the cooling power of Preparation H, and the calming warmth of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate, I'm ready to face the day! Just be sure to use different hands for each!"

“Clay! I have an idea! Send ICE to deliver food to the hungry to own the libs!”

Man, I really hope those were two diffeeent commercials.

Maybe we should all start calling these shows

Then sealed with an interception

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Done! You should do it too…

Same, man. Same.

Followed closely though by one of the unhappiest moments of my year an hour or so later when I’m trying to get my kids ready for bed but it’s still way too light out for that 🤣

I’m psyched to get back on Trade Addicts!

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

I’ll take Krasner once a day and twice on Sundays

Ren - Money Game Parts 1-3 YouTube video by Rineran

Please listen to Ren

youtu.be/4sIPTjeZo-0?...

In a world of King Fridays, be a Mister Rogers.

Schumer's removal from leadership must be a priority. He is out-of-touch at best and complicit at worst.

they should make more journalists who actually do their job