heelys x reebok collab will be the shoe of the year, i'm calling it now

Comic. [long message with unreadable text that includes lots of punctuation marks like semi colons and em dashes as well as citations.] Highlighted line at the bottom zoomed in reads: Not ChatGPT output—I’m just like this. [caption] I’ve had to start adding this disclaimer to my messages.

Disclaimer

xkcd.com/3126/

Shout out to all the texts ending with “Reply STOP to unsubscribe” for shit I never subscribed to in the first place.

Color photo of a white man in a dark suit, sitting on a bench on a boardwalk or other outdoor wooden space. He's eating lunch on top of a briefcase and has a sandwich in one hand, but hold up a little tin in his other hand for a shorthaired brown tabby cat that is stretching up to reach the bench next to him. It looks like it could have been a sardine tin or something similar. Overall it looks like this man is on his lunch break from work but also giving a treat to a friendly stray. It looks like there is a large red boat in the background.

Business lunch. This is from a negative in my collection, ca. 1970s. When I posted this to Bluesky previously, a sharp-eyed follower identified the likely location as the dock in front of the Lightship Ambrose in NYC!

This is peak culture. 🥹

Diagram of cycle with Wojak in center and arrows around him. Step 1: New skeeter joins Bluesky Step 2: "Do we have to call it skeeting?" Step 3: They accept our way of life Step 4: They begin to threaten anyone who calls it anything else Meme created by @joshuaphill.bsky.social (I think)

It's officially wake up with a sore throat but you're not actually sick season

how can i be a 365 party girl but also keep moving towards my fitness goals but also have hobbies but also stay on top of my finances

Even a broken diva clocks twice a day

ADHD is basically just rotating through various states of “stuck”

• stuck doing absolutely nothing
• stuck researching my latest obsession
• stuck staring at my phone
• stuck cleaning everything in sight
• stuck waiting for a meeting to start (in 3 hours)

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

how does anyone function when they have a package out for delivery

every day at 6PM, without fail, Frank will let me know it’s time to feed him. He’s been like this since he was a puppy and we used to use Alexa to remind us about his food times 😅

Massive away win for the little fella.

Honk! 🪿

If you needed even MORE of a reason to switch to Bluesky, China is "troubled" by the fact that they've invested so much time on Twitter buying ads, bots, and influencers... only to see the people they're seeking to manipulate (us) flee the site.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...

Nerd, Jock, Olga, Tiger and Zenetreus are posing with their teams of Pokemon. (I don't remember all of them)

Who has the best team?

X: Blocked people can read your tweets

Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting

it’s been quite a year

O2 unveils Daisy, the AI granny wasting scammers’ time - Virgin Media O2 O2 has today unveiled the newest member of its fraud prevention team, 'Daisy'. As ‘Head of Scammer Relations’, this state-of-the-art AI Granny's mission is to talk with fraudsters and waste as much of...

best use of AI yet? UK mobile operator O2 has created a human-like AI “Granny” to answer calls in real time from fraudsters, wasting as much of their time as possible 😅 news.virginmediao2.co.uk/o2-unveils-d...

A rather impressionistic painting of Bank station in London through a veil of rain and fading light, iluminated by street lighting reflected in the puddles

Home through the rain (1969)
Artist: John Berry

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,144! 🤓

Perguntas Frequentes do Usuário Bluesky (Português) - Bluesky Bem-vindo ao aplicativo Bluesky! Este é um guia do usuário que responde a algumas perguntas comuns.

aqui vamos nós! bem-vindo ao Bluesky!

aqui estão algumas respostas para perguntas comuns. estamos muito animados em ter você aqui 🤗

honk