When someone directs any mild criticism to FFXI

Make fun of me for getting my groceries delivered all you want but I haven’t had to grab something off the top shelf for anyone in months #TallFeelingSmall

When the boys don't wanna go to war today

I see what you mean

The worst backpacks are the ones you wear yourself.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but 2016 was a decade ago

What’s wrong, pasteurized milk boy? Afraid you might get some culture?

Until Dawn was robbed!

Hell yeah

This is what I mean when I say vacation mode

Buddy, I’ll always Stand with Table

I know, right? Years wasted!

So mad at myself for believing them when they said all play-doh tastes the same. I could have been having blue-play doh for years!

This is what a bag of Starburst jellybeans looks like when it has been depleted of anything edible.

Hey, it’s me, the guy who puts that tinnitus sound in all your favorite video games. I don’t get paid for it, I ju-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What’s wrong, pasteurized milk boy? Afraid you might get some culture?

I only have one belief and it is that everyone has tried to do a Donald Duck impression at least once in their life.

beau’s bow

I miss you, cup of candy apple slices

screenshot of a newspaper headline reading "NYC TO OUTLAW DOG-OVEN PIZZA" above a picture of a small chihuahua with a pizza slice in its mouth, and a medium sized dog licking an entire pizza. the article continues "The celebrated treat, where 50 dogs lick a pizza for up to one year until it becomes warm, is being called 'questionable' by City Council, despite its tradition in the city. "

You won’t believe what just happened

It’s 1:18 AM , for those of you that needed to hear it.

Plagiarism? You mean “spicy motif” ?

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #201,730!

How can you tell if a website is from the late 1900s? You count the # of webrings on it !

When someone posts something interesting in Discord, it is your duty to reshare it in as many shared Discords as possible before they can. It’s called “helping”, also whoever gets the most replies wins. That’s just how it goes. I got seventy characters left so I’m going to keep typing now. Thats it.

PSA: If you got time to lean, you got time to clean!

It is my pleasure to announce that Alan Wake is living up to the Kingdom Hearts comparisons.

I got a new @ due to extremely very smart decisions at 5 AM