You inspire me.

bsky.app/profile/bloc...

I flunked out of MCU.

🎵Looking for a man in mourning, with endowment, 6 foot, dead eyes...

Speed 3: Hormuz Control

TRADITION!

Or as it was called then, the Sweet FA.

In a toxic relationship with my banking app.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

If you look up "Commitment" in the Actor's Dictionary, you see this image.
Man never once phoned it in, even after a debilitating stroke.
"Legend" is insufficient. He's the Avatar.

GOAT of all GOATs

A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

How many bears attended?

I want someone to love me for the horrible space-time anomaly I am.

You're not like all the other chronosynclastic infundibuli.

I don't get it.

An email from Con Edison, the utility provider, with the subject line "Digging soon?" like this is a perfectly normal question to ask a person.

"Yeah, I gotta get three shallow graves done before Vinnie gets back from Jersey - you got a problem with that or what?"

Would you like some cheese?

Is earwax meant to keep things from burrowing in or things from clawing their way out?

Who called it pretending your dead boss is still alive and not Bernie Lomaxxing

Bad day to be the little man in a boat.

Reality shows are weird. I start watching people make miniature houses, decorating each room, and getting eliminated one by one while I proclaim to my wife that "we can do that, totally, no problem," with a mouth full of pizza. How did this happen?

Me watching "Marty Supreme"

There is never going to be an appropriate award for shitposts like this which is a shame.

Photo of billboard that says “IF YO’RE IN PAIN, YOU NEED LAW. 800 PAIN LAW”

YOU NEED PAIN LAW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umc9ezAyJv0 Transcribed

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