I think we should change the penalties for using the carpool/ezpass lane without participating in a carpool or paying.
First violation: A fine
Second violation and onward: loss of license for a year.
And no expungements. That shit stays with you forever like a nasty STD.
Ange Postecoglou
We shouldn’t argue with a Ben.
The Norm we should all aspire to.
Christopher Plummer brought the gas, too. Literally and metaphorically.
Share an 80s movie you will always love
Everyone should have that above their office door, Notre Dame tunnel-style.
I would scowl a hole through people if they suggested that.
When You Were Mine. Just great music and absurd lyrics.
Haiti was the 2nd country in the Western Hemisphere to win its independence. The ferocity of the Haitians was only matched by yellow fever, which was undefeated.
You could have just stopped after “William Atherton.”
Name yourself The Divorce Present and every dad and quite a few moms will check you out.
It is time to celebrate the gay frogs.
Friendly reminder to not wear “smart glasses” around me. I probably won’t be giving second warnings.
Yeah, one gets the impression that he’s fun and could be a bit of an adventure.
Moe, John Goodman, and Oliver Reed spend a night out together in Malta…
Playoff hockey is the best when your team isn’t involved in the game.
Taro Tsujimoto
We need Roy Keane’s son to continue the family tradition.
Somebody’s putting their whole ass into karaoke?
Norm Green sucks.
Stab the next Dallas goon that touches our goalie with his own skate.
It’s absolutely sportswashing, and it’s been reasonably effective.
The temperature dropped when I was doing a school dropoff, so I went home and closed all the west-facing windows.
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO once again
Burgers, hot dogs, and one (1) Modelo.
It’s a great night to cook dinner outside in Minnesota.
Well there’s at least one winner here. Let’s see if anyone else in the Household of Denmark has good taste.
All vibes, 0 thoughts.
The best desk buddy.
