Why is it that when I'm in a different country, my phone always gets really hot and runs out of battery faster. It it because there are now two governments raiding my browser history?

Keep trying the forbidden. Always.

Doomscroll is king.
Doomscroll is life.

Was is @ Seth McFamilyGuy?

Corvallis seems like a really neat town but I never got down there when I lived in Portland. Still on my radar tho... 👀👀👀

It’s like…. Free dinner ….

Confidence goes up, inhibitions go down.

Idk for you but talking with other queers our age, we have a theory. We all got our SexEd during the AIDS scare. That put a lot of extra anxiety into dating etc...

yumin beeng

TVs are still warm tho. Gotta know them over to lay on tho...

This is so good 😭😭😭

Cartoon squirrel at a bar, shelling peanuts with cheeks ballooned out. Speech bubbles: “I’m sorry, I’m listening. I am. I just really fucking love peanuts…”

I love a bar with peanuts omfg

Someone's been playing with your Uno deck

Reverse 🔁

Crush me, daddy atmosphere

Lol OMG

Don't*

Dammit it nevermind go ahead. I deserve it.

Didn't throw stones at my undies!!

Dress for the job you want....

License to tp

A cartoon squirrel wearing a college tshirt from UBC, Memphis style squarecut briefs and calf-high argyle socks, while staring blankly into the distance, no thoughts….

So this was that 5 minute sketch thing, draw what you’re wearing. Forgot to post while I was wearing but I regret passing up a chance to share my hideous garment choices.

Holy cow!!

I've been doing it wrong all these years

I literally snorted 😆😆

FROGGIO

You are out of control

Have you ever been eeby? Have you ever neeby to sleeby?

Oh I forgot my percent symbols.

I'm a bad maths

a woman is smoking a cigar while driving a car . ALT: a woman is smoking a cigar while driving a car .

Would be my entry for the wacky races. oxygen level 20 to .05 in 30 seconds. I'd like to see Dastardly and Mutley beat that!