He could just be doing a Basil Fawlty impression

A whole Pink Floyd album is missing from this list

Noticed that this article is closed for comments on the website, last addition was 16 hours ago (ie Thursday evening). Bit unfair on those of us who still like a news *paper* that does what it says on the tin!

World's longest coastal path opens in England to the public The King Charles coastal path will allow walkers right of access to the entire coast for the first time.

English Coastal Path is going to be named after King Charles.
Perhaps the Welsh path could be renamed for Owain Glyndŵr?

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But I do agree about phone companies sharing masts. Then I might get 4G in my local town centre.

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My Dad told me how they were "Lucky Arsenal" in the '50s, when they would spend much of the game defending a 1-0 lead. Of course it wasn't luck, but strategy.

Great idea! No-one's done that before

I thought for a bit he'd grown a pair, turned out to be just a couple of crème eggs that melted when the heat was on

Has M*sk bought bluesky too?

My defence is that I am a parent, I just don't have the kids with me. As they're all over 30.

"I thought it was a cat. Then someone said, did you see that panther?"
And that was all it took.

I ee w at y u d d t e e wi h he itl .

A pink-out?

At least they haven't put it in a bikini

Henceforth to be administered by the Ministry of Truth

Greenlanders should get ready to form a resistance movement

football an Italian invention?

Dear Daily Mail
I also have deep disdain for Trump.
Given the recent 'amber warning' of snow and ICE, should I not venture outdoors?

Not sure how the eye tests will be applied, but they're free for the over 60's anyway so anyone who find this a problem shouldn't be driving anyway

With midterms coming up, anything other than annihilation for the GOP will show that democracy is dead in America.

Ah, but they'd all been misled by the BBC!

Major incidents:
Train crash ✅
Fire ✅
Explosion ✅
Snow falling in Scotland ❌

... or finish the day in a relegation place

Can't blame anyone not wanting to be ruled by Westminster at the moment

Someone who knows how to do the job? Surely some mistake!

Good, let's get it back to being a way to connect with friends.

Could argue that darts involves physical skills and ability so qualifies as a sport. However, there is no actual interaction between opponents which should disqualify it. Same applies to golf.

I wouldn't know. Have never watched him or the game. But the "personality" bit is just the BBC in the 1950's being gender neutral.

When he's gone, the next President just needs to swap the inscriptions